Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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Who sneezed on Edgar's namecard?
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who is edgar wright?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
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durdencommatyler wrote:Jesus Tittyfucking Chrirst, the reading comprehension in this thread is deplorable.
That's not fair. I'm not even reading all this crap.
I apologized later. And I'll do it again, now. I'm sorry I snapped at you, B. You're already, friend.
That's no problem. I just wanted to be clear that I never read more than 3 lines of a post. ... and that applies to all of RM, not just this thread.
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... sometimes less than 3 lines, but never more.
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I always figured Jesus to be an ass-man.
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If Anikan's mom was tittyfucked, did Anikan actually have a father?
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CopperTom wrote:If Anikan's mom was tittyfucked, did Anikan actually have a father?
Vagina Chin.
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Thejambi wrote:
CopperTom wrote:If Anikan's mom was tittyfucked, did Anikan actually have a father?
Vagina Chin.
Now there's a Sith Lord name!
emanon wrote:I think I either need to drink less to become more alert, or more so as not to care.
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dimejinky99 wrote:i do not know what this means...a gay character in star wars?
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Like there haven't been any?

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McParadigm wrote:lol
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CopperTom wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
CopperTom wrote:If Anikan's mom was tittyfucked, did Anikan actually have a father?
Vagina Chin.
Now there's a Sith Lord name!
Some even claimed that he'd found a way....to create life.

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3PO wasn't gay...effeminate a little, but not gay.
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McParadigm wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
CopperTom wrote:If Anikan's mom was tittyfucked, did Anikan actually have a father?
Vagina Chin.
Now there's a Sith Lord name!
Some even claimed that he'd found a way....to create life.

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Oh my. I may have laughed a bit to hard there.
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GAY
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spike wrote:Image

GAY
:thumbsup:
McParadigm wrote:lol
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List of Star Wars characters I always assumed were g*y:

Jar-Jar
Greedo
C3PO
That little indian friend of Anakin's in Episode I
Admiral Akbar
Obi-Wan, the Ewan McGregor version
Count Dooku
Darth Maul
Most ewoks
The Imperial Guard
That red-looking R2D2
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Simple Torture wrote:
spike wrote:Image

GAY
:thumbsup:

if that appendage is prehensile, it adds a whole new dimension to his working for jabba :shock:
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dimejinky99 wrote:3PO wasn't gay...effeminate a little, but not gay.
More of a non working class European style masculine so American audiences assumed he was gay.
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Do robots have sexual orientations?
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do androids dream of electric sheep?

they do if they work on a moisture farm :naughty:
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He is a protocol droid, that would fit the stereotype too. And he's quite dapper when he's cleaned up.
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