Board/Card Games

[Kaius]

How do you play?

[epilogue]

Tonight's a Settlers night, team.

Out.

[Norah]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

[Kaius]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

[Norah]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

[tommymtcom]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

Did he ever find out?

[epilogue]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

Did he ever find out?

Doubt it. No one actually knows how to play.

[Kaius]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?

[epilogue]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?

Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.

[Kaius]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?

Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.

welp

[tommymtcom]

I'm going to be playing some hotseat civ 5 tonight. That's kinda like playing a board game.

[epilogue]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?

Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.

welp

Even if someone could explain it to you, it's just not worth it. You'll lose interest about 45 seconds in and regret that you asked.

[Kaius]

How do you play?

With plenty of weed and beer.

No, I mean the actual game..how do you play?

This is just like the time Reid wanted to know how to play Risk.

I know how to play Risk. I want to know how to play Settlers. Why is this so hard?

Because it's a stupid game. And it's impossible to explain.

welp

Even if someone could explain it to you, it's just not worth it. You'll lose interest about 45 seconds in and regret that you asked.

What the hell is going on in here?

[tommymtcom]

You guys ever try out a Ouija board? I was thinking of getting one so that I can find out what Roger Ebert thinks about new movies.

[epilogue]

You guys ever try out a Ouija board? I was thinking of getting one so that I can find out what Roger Ebert thinks about new movies.

I'd chip in for that, bro.

[Kaius]

I don't trust Ouija boards. Not one bit.

[epilogue]

Man, I could tell you Ouija stories that would turn your shit white. Of course, even I don't believe them anymore.

[Kaius]

Go on...

[epilogue]

I mean... like c-ah-raaaaazy shit.

[tommymtcom]

A kid I knew in high school used to always tell me about the times he used the Ouija board on his own. He said the board told him not to, but he did it anyway.