America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?

[Dev]

Nine-year-old Girl Fatally Shoots Instructor with Uzi

maybe this will turn her into a liberal.

[Heathen]

Nine-year-old Girl Fatally Shoots Instructor with Uzi

maybe this will turn her into a liberal.

*cop

[tommymtcom]

Is it wrong that I find that story kind of funny? I actually laughed when I heard it on the radio this morning and everytime I think about it I snigger.

Am I a bad person?

Nah, it's sad for the girl, but the instructor should have known better.

[Bammer]

So let me get this straight: There are instructors out there, paid good money by parents, to teach 9 year olds how to use an uzi?

Did I get that right?


Idiocracy man. I tell ya. It's happening right in front of our eyes.

[Stickman]

So let me get this straight: There are instructors out there, paid good money by parents, to teach 9 year olds how to use an uzi?

Did I get that right?


Idiocracy man. I tell ya. It's happening right in front of our eyes.

They interviewed another instructor from the range. He said they teach as young as 5 yr olds to shoot.

5yr olds.

[red calzolaio]

So let me get this straight: There are instructors out there, paid good money by parents, to teach 9 year olds how to use an uzi?

Did I get that right?


Idiocracy man. I tell ya. It's happening right in front of our eyes.

They interviewed another instructor from the range. He said they teach as young as 5 yr olds to shoot.

5yr olds.

i saw that.

because ya know, children have the right too ya know.

[96583UP]

a "fucking gun" ?

A gun that is used for fucking?

that's disgusting

yes, that should be banned

[Bammer]

I kinda lump humans into two categories:

1. Walk into on coming traffic on a race track, participate in endless war over a shitty strip of arid desert, teach little kids to fire automatic weapon-types.

2. The rest of us.

[BurtReynolds]

Heh I was shooting guns that young, just not automatic uzis. It's not rocket science.

[BurtReynolds]

I did shoot an Uzi once, but it wasn't an auto. Kinda disappointing.

[BurtReynolds]

Now a Desert Eagle on the other hand, that baby had some kick!

[BurtReynolds]

My insanity level is still sub 50% though, so I should be ok for another couple of months.

[knee tunes]

a "fucking gun" ?

A gun that is used for fucking?

that's disgusting

yes, that should be banned

it's not just used for fucking.

it is fucking

"the"

[knee tunes]

I did shoot an Uzi once,.

wow. BurtReynolds, you shot a gun

that is plain nuts

[BurtReynolds]

I did shoot an Uzi once,.

wow. BurtReynolds, you shot a gun

that is plain nuts

That can was fucked.

[knee tunes]

I did shoot an Uzi once,.

wow. BurtReynolds, you shot a gun

that is plain nuts

That can was fucked.

[tommymtcom]

I always knew Burt was a stone cold killer

[McParadigm]

I kinda lump humans into two categories:

1. Walk into on coming traffic on a race track, participate in endless war over a shitty strip of arid desert, teach little kids to fire automatic weapon-types.

2. The rest of us.

I would like to include motorcyclists, people who play "pretend car" with their bicycles in heavy traffic, and everyone under the age of 27 on that list.

[Bammer]

I kinda lump humans into two categories:

1. Walk into on coming traffic on a race track, participate in endless war over a shitty strip of arid desert, teach little kids to fire automatic weapon-types.

2. The rest of us.

I would like to include motorcyclists, people who play "pretend car" with their bicycles in heavy traffic, and everyone under the age of 27 on that list.

Actually we could construct quite the list.

Floridians, soccer fans...oh man I could go on forever

[BurtReynolds]

People who watch TMZ.