NFL A-Holes: Rank Em!

[numbers]

1. Aaron Hernandez
2. Ray Lewis
3. Rae Carruth
4. Roger Goodell
5. Michael Vick
6. Adrian Peterson
7. Ray Rice
8. Darren Sharper
9. Eugene Robinson
10. Antonio Cromartie

[Self]

Are those the only NFL A-Holes we're allowed to choose from?

[numbers]

No, and I can't believe I forgot the godfather, oj Simpson.

[doug rr]

bill romanowski

[Lament]

Rae Carruth has got to be #1 for me.

My least favorite Packer of all-time Mark Chmura deserves a spot on this list.

[nyquillyn]

Rafael Septien

[Mecca]

James Harrison?

[numbers]

Rae Carruth has got to be #1 for me.

My least favorite Packer of all-time Mark Chmura deserves a spot on this list.

I considered Chmura for my list.

[Lament]

Rae Carruth has got to be #1 for me.

My least favorite Packer of all-time Mark Chmura deserves a spot on this list.

I considered Chmura for my list.

The whole trial was so scummy. It was like the most Wisconsin thing ever. Especially that fat kid who witnessed it and blamed the girl and clearly was jealous that Mark Chmura didn't fuck him instead.

[Mecca]

Rae Carruth has got to be #1 for me.

My least favorite Packer of all-time Mark Chmura deserves a spot on this list.

I considered Chmura for my list.

The whole trial was so scummy. It was like the most Wisconsin thing ever. Especially that fat kid who witnessed it and blamed the girl and clearly was jealous that Mark Chmura didn't fuck him instead.

and his name was John Spike

[Lament]

So I think I'd have Carruth #1, Hernandez #2, Lewis #3, O.J. #4, and Vick #5.

I kinda want to put Vick #2, though.

[Green Habit]

numbers, can I edit your post to add assholes as they get brought up? Previously suggested was:

11. OJ Simpson
12. Bill Romanowski
13. Mark Chmura

And I'll add:

14. Lawrence Phillips
15. Perrish Cox

Here's my ranking:

11 OJ Simpson
3 Rae Carruth
1 Aaron Hernandez
8 Darren Sharper
14 Lawrence Phillips
15 Perrish Cox
13 Mark Chmura
6 Adrian Peterson
5 Michael Vick
2 Ray Lewis
7 Ray Rice
12 Bill Romanowski
4 Roger Goodell
10 Antonio Cromartie
9 Eugene Robinson (why is he even on this list?)

[nyquillyn]

Jim Brown: The original domestic violence king.

July 24, 1965 - A jury finds Brown not guilty of assault and battery against 18-year-old Brenda Ayres, after an incident in his hotel room.
1968 - Brown is charged with assault with intent to commit murder after model Eva Bohn-Chin is found beneath the balcony of Brown's second floor apartment. The charge is later dismissed after Bohn-Chin refuses to name him as her assailant. Brown also pays a $300 fine for striking a deputy sheriff during the same incident.
1985 - Brown is charged with raping and assaulting a 33-year-old woman in his home. The judge later dismisses the charges based on inconsistent testimony.
August 1986 - Brown is arrested for assaulting live-in girlfriend Debra Clark. The charges are later dropped after Clark refuses to prosecute.
June 15, 1999 - Following a domestic disturbance with his wife Monique, Jim Brown is arrested and charged with making terrorist threats toward his wife. In the 911 tape, Monique Brown accuses Brown of threatening to kill her, a claim she later recants.
September 10, 1999 - A jury finds Brown guilty of vandalism for smashing his wife's car with a shovel during the June incident. He is later fined $1,800 and sentenced to three years' probation, one year of domestic violence counseling and 400 hours community service or 40 hours on a work crew.

[Lament]

Eugene Robinson (why is he even on this list?)

Didn't he get busted with a prostitute the night before the Super Bowl? And he had just gotten one of those "Man of the Year" awards for being a great guy off the field earlier that day (or week, maybe) I think.

[Lament]

Randy Moss, Warren Sapp, and Ahman Green are candidates.

[Lament]

Brandon Marshall too.

[numbers]

Eugene Robinson (why is he even on this list?)

Didn't he get busted with a prostitute the night before the Super Bowl? And he had just gotten one of those "Man of the Year" awards for being a great guy off the field earlier that day (or week, maybe) I think.

Yes. The Eugene Robinson is such a great guy theme was a major component of the media's super bowl week coverage.

[Simple Torture]

You know what's messed up? Carruth gets out in 4 years.

[Green Habit]

Eugene Robinson (why is he even on this list?)

Didn't he get busted with a prostitute the night before the Super Bowl? And he had just gotten one of those "Man of the Year" awards for being a great guy off the field earlier that day (or week, maybe) I think.

Yes. The Eugene Robinson is such a great guy theme was a major component of the media's super bowl week coverage.

Yeah, but I don't see anything wrong with prostitution. At the very least, it doesn't even come close in severity to other crimes committed on this list. As for the Man of the Year thing, it's hypocritical and fun to laugh at, but what else?

Cromartie's inclusion on this list is also questionable. If he was stiffing all his kids than perhaps, but he's too high profile to be able to get away with it.

[Lament]

You know what's messed up? Carruth gets out in 4 years.

The SI article about his kid from a few years back was pretty heartbreaking.