2014 NFL Season

[red calzolaio]

In 25 minutes Gloria Allred says she's going to out another NFL player accused of abuse. Who are you going to put the odds on?

Travis Henry

one of several players with 10+ kids from 10 different women.

[Green Habit]

One more thought: I really hope this terrible September makes it unfeasible for the NFL to assault our eyes with Pepto-Bismol pink everywhere in October. It's going to look even more blatantly like pandering if they go overboard with the breast cancer stuff.

[Kaius]

I think they're in somewhat of a lose-lose at this point.

[Mecca]

In 25 minutes Gloria Allred says she's going to out another NFL player accused of abuse. Who are you going to put the odds on?

Travis Henry

one of several players with 10+ kids from 10 different women.

I was just playing the odds

[Peeps]

guess who was arrested today for domestic violence?


irony...your table for 1 is ready

[Lament]

Domestic violets.

[red calzolaio]

Domestic violets.

"young girl...violets..."

[Mecca]

[Green Habit]

Mr. Nosretep from some place far away would have been more convincing.

[Fuck You Jobu]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/more-c ... y-football

More Cities Using Text-Based Alert System To Warn Americans If They Are In Range Of NFL Players

WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide the general public with critical safety information in a timely manner, sources confirmed Wednesday that an increasing number of U.S. cities are now using a text-based alert system to warn Americans who are in the vicinity of an NFL player. “With this new protocol, residents will be advised via text message to take shelter, stay off roads, and exercise extreme caution if they are within close range of any professional football player,” said Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, who praised the new SMS service for delivering prompt alerts to all cellular devices in a 10-mile radius of any linebacker, running back, wide receiver, or offensive lineman. “Citizens in at-risk areas will now hopefully have ample time to take any precautionary measures for their safety and the safety of their families. These situations can arise unexpectedly and often escalate very quickly, so it is paramount to have this type of system in place to keep everyone out of harm’s way.” Reports confirmed, however, that many across the country have opted out of the feature after receiving a near-constant stream of alerts over the past several weeks.

[@SkitchP]

Mr. Nosretep from some place far away would have been more convincing.

[Mecca]

Mr. Nosretep from some place far away would have been more convincing.

I like the way mr Snrub thinks!

[RussellManiac12]

One more thought: I really hope this terrible September makes it unfeasible for the NFL to assault our eyes with Pepto-Bismol pink everywhere in October. It's going to look even more blatantly like pandering if they go overboard with the breast cancer stuff.

http://www.uni-watch.com/2014/09/17/nfl ... /#comments

[Green Habit]

One more thought: I really hope this terrible September makes it unfeasible for the NFL to assault our eyes with Pepto-Bismol pink everywhere in October. It's going to look even more blatantly like pandering if they go overboard with the breast cancer stuff.

http://www.uni-watch.com/2014/09/17/nfl ... /#comments

So pander less to women and more to veterans. Sigh.

[Lament]

The next dude who punches a woman will just say "She was badmouthing the troops."

[Bammer]

One more thought: I really hope this terrible September makes it unfeasible for the NFL to assault our eyes with Pepto-Bismol pink everywhere in October. It's going to look even more blatantly like pandering if they go overboard with the breast cancer stuff.

If all this stuff keeps them from wearing pink next month, I think we can all agree that it's a win for everyone involved. The fans, the teams, the victims, the players, the announcers, all of us.

[Fuck You Jobu]

Hester, you are ridiculous!

[Electromatic]

Doing my best Deion. This is Glorious! Devin Hester is the best 3 million this team has spent in a while.

[Electromatic]

This is an amazing display.

Matt Ryan is 21-24 for 285 and 3TDs

In the 3rd quarter

[Kaius]

Hester, you are ridiculous!

Can you imagine if Solider field had artificial turf all these years?