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The Lion King is the worst actor in Hollywood.
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Christopher Nolan's Lion King would be dark and brooding, with a shocking reveal regarding Simba's actions offscreen just prior to the final battle and a vaguely unclear (but ultimately hopeful) ending.
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And David Bowe would have played Scar.
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The soundtrack would immediately be declared the newest BWAAAcore masterpiece
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Doesn't matter. At the last moment the real bad guy would be revealed to be hyena #46 (you won't care). Oh, and halfway through Simba remembers lions can fly because that's the only way Nolan can write his way out of the gaping plothole he's put him in.durdencommatyler wrote:And David Bowe would have played Scar.
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It would generate much debate about the Lion King as a serious, adult character of almost Shakespearean depth...silenced a week later when a brightly colored, sarcastic and trope-riddled Little Mermaid remake is released that vastly outsells it.
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I'm really not exaggerating when I say there is seriously no other actor I want to watch in a movie less than her. I find her insufferably phony.durdencommatyler wrote:I don't understand that at all.Dev wrote:agree with loathed. chastain is unlikeable.
But either way, there's a gigantic gap between "unlikeable" and "worst actor in Hollywood."
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Are we still talking about Nolan or M. Night Shyamalan?BurtReynolds wrote:Doesn't matter. At the last moment the real bad guy would be revealed to be hyena #46 (you won't care). Oh, and halfway through Simba remembers lions can fly because that's the only way Nolan can write his way out of the gaping plothole he's put him in.durdencommatyler wrote:And David Bowe would have played Scar.
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Fuck yeah, I don't think you've ever said anything I agree with more than this post.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Haven't been able to see it yet, but I'm dying to. However, I Killed My Mother and Laurence Anyways are both fucking terrific. I have a massive hard-on for Dolan; I think he's one of the best filmmakers currently working.Dev wrote:still haven't seen anything by him. was planning on starting with tom at the farm. thoughts?LoathedVermin72 wrote:She's going to be in Xavier Dolan's next movie which makes me want toDev wrote:agree with loathed. chastain is unlikeable.![]()
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here be spoilers..possibly big ones
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Is that Casey Affleck in the last pic?
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YesLoathedVermin72 wrote:Is that Casey Affleck in the last pic?
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Nice, I didn't even realize he was in it. I'm still waiting for him to give his second great performance (The Assassination of Jesse James being his first).E.H. Ruddock wrote:YesLoathedVermin72 wrote:Is that Casey Affleck in the last pic?
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Man, I loved that movie and I loved him in that movie.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Nice, I didn't even realize he was in it. I'm still waiting for him to give his second great performance (The Assassination of Jesse James being his first).E.H. Ruddock wrote:YesLoathedVermin72 wrote:Is that Casey Affleck in the last pic?
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Oh yeah, it's great. I fully consider his performance in that film to be one of the very best in cinematic history.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Man, I loved that movie and I loved him in that movie.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Nice, I didn't even realize he was in it. I'm still waiting for him to give his second great performance (The Assassination of Jesse James being his first).E.H. Ruddock wrote:YesLoathedVermin72 wrote:Is that Casey Affleck in the last pic?
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Also, one of my favorite Brad Pitt performances. Go ahead and laugh but I'm a huge Brad Pitt fan.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh yeah, it's great. I fully consider his performance in that film to be one of the very best in cinematic history.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Man, I loved that movie and I loved him in that movie.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Nice, I didn't even realize he was in it. I'm still waiting for him to give his second great performance (The Assassination of Jesse James being his first).E.H. Ruddock wrote:YesLoathedVermin72 wrote:Is that Casey Affleck in the last pic?
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Who's laughing? Pitt kicks ass.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, one of my favorite Brad Pitt performances. Go ahead and laugh but I'm a huge Brad Pitt fan.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh yeah, it's great. I fully consider his performance in that film to be one of the very best in cinematic history.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Man, I loved that movie and I loved him in that movie.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Nice, I didn't even realize he was in it. I'm still waiting for him to give his second great performance (The Assassination of Jesse James being his first).E.H. Ruddock wrote:YesLoathedVermin72 wrote:Is that Casey Affleck in the last pic?
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Maybe I'll start a thread about him
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