Cops Are The Worst

[philpritchard]

then maybe dont do drugs and go out in public and act like an ass?

There's no story in that scenario

"I once attended a Pink Floyd concert" counts as a story, doesn't it?

[Peeps]

Why not just issue the fair evader a citation and go on with your day?

because i am sure a guy who is tripping is telling the absolute truth here without a doubt

[Norah]

You're right. He's taken drugs before, he must be lying now.

[McParadigm]

To be fair, he was on drugs at a 1994 Pink Floyd concert.

That has to be a lot like buying a high definition TV and then using it to watch VHS recordings of mid-90's Nick at Nite.

[Norah]

That is a good point.

[dpupenya]

Lol

[Fuck You Jobu]

Stay classy STL poilce....



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[McParadigm]

::Wahlbergian confusion::

Jeyzus.

[McParadigm]

No PowerPoint slides, though. So no reading.

[Fuck You Jobu]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/s ... oria-mayor

[verb_to_trust]

Tomorrow, I dinner date with a cop....

[Jorge]

I hope it doesn't bother you that her baton is bigger than yours.

[verb_to_trust]

*unverified

[Kaius]

Unless you're hung like a horse I'd say it's a pretty safe assumption.

[BurtReynolds]

Tomorrow, I dinner date with a cop....

Ask her why she is so terrible.

[verb_to_trust]

Tomorrow, I dinner date with a cop....

Ask her why she is so terrible.

I'm saving that question for post coital

[Fuck You Jobu]

Looks like someone was playing a little too much FPS

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /16178961/

[red calzolaio]

Looks like someone was playing a little too much FPS

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /16178961/

a couple shots after his arms are raised for good measure.

that is scary.

[simple schoolboy]

Looks like someone was playing a little too much FPS

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /16178961/

a couple shots after his arms are raised for good measure.

that is scary.

Its one of those rare cases where he actually got fired and charged. He must have screwed up the investigation. A local cop basically said as much regarding the officer in the Oscar Grant case. If you play ball with your union rep these things tend to go away. Additionally, if the charges don't stick almost any cop can get reinstated with back pay and damages, regardless of how egregious their behavior. Felony convictions or voluntary withdrawal are about the only things that end their careers.

I'm sure the guy is relieved that this cop in particular has terrible marksmanship.

[Fuck You Jobu]

Looks like someone was playing a little too much FPS

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /16178961/

a couple shots after his arms are raised for good measure.

that is scary.

Its one of those rare cases where he actually got fired and charged. He must have screwed up the investigation. A local cop basically said as much regarding the officer in the Oscar Grant case. If you play ball with your union rep these things tend to go away. Additionally, if the charges don't stick almost any cop can get reinstated with back pay and damages, regardless of how egregious their behavior. Felony convictions or voluntary withdrawal are about the only things that end their careers.

I'm sure the guy is relieved that this cop in particular has terrible marksmanship.

I wonder how much of this had to do with the fact taht it was in public and multiple witnesses could have corroborated with the video.