All-Time Franchise Baseball Tournament: RED SOX WIN IT ALL!

[Jorge]

Whoa. I guess Jorge really is in.

You sound like my girlfriend.

[Lament]

.

[Norah]

I bet Skitch did that for him.

[Lament]

I was gonna guess that you did, chud.

[Norah]

nope

[Lament]

Either way, we're up to eleven teams now without people taking seconds. We could seriously end up knocking out more than half of the league if people really want second teams. We might be looking at a 30 game regular season. Wow.

[Norah]

You fools don't stand a chance against this Red Sox roster numbers and I are putting together.

[Lament]

"I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer...



Looks like we're almost outta beer."

[Norah]

Sir Issac fucking Newton

[Lament]

"Yo Dre, who's gonna win this cracker-ass tournament?"



"Bitch please. You know damn well who's gonna go all Dre Day over this joint. Ain't that right Cube?"





"We talkin' 'bout the mother fuckin' White Sox in here?"



"Aww, shit. Tupac, Eazy-E, and Shoeless Joe are all back? Bring that shit on!"

[Norah]

May I present:

[Lament]

This is that guy who called Shoeless Joe the greatest hitter he ever saw, isn't it?

[Kaius]

Yeah well I have this guy

[Kaius]

shit, wrong picture

[Kaius]

nope, still not it

[Kaius]

forget it, i'll just use this one

[numbers]

Going over Tris Speaker's numbers when putting this together, goddamn this guy was good.

[Lament]

Pitchers often had to alter their mechanics when facing Willie McGee because their erections got in the way.

[Norah]

Ok we have a problem. I've put together the Red Sox roster on WhatIf and I'd like my rotation to be Young, Martinez, Clemens, Grove, and Ruth and have Uehara, Papelbon, Tiant, Lyle, Lowe, and Lee in the pen.

But when I draft my team look at my SP options for actually playing the games:



Why won't it let me use Pedro as a starter!?!?

[Lament]

That's really weird. Does it offer you different starters when you reload it, or is it always those six?