I will pay for McP's ticket to Transformers

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sat October 04, 2014 2:29 am

I almost grabbed it tonight, then picked Godzilla instead.

I have a hard time believing that this is a step up from whatever kind of pile of crap Transformers is.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sat October 04, 2014 2:58 am

I want a movie where a muppet delivers Bryan Cranston's yelpy emo vocalizations.

Also, I'm 90% sure they only got Wattanabe because he could dramatically say "Gozirra."

Because otherwise why would you get Wattanabe?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat October 04, 2014 12:54 pm

McParadigm wrote: I have a hard time believing that this is a step up from whatever kind of pile of crap Transformers is.

Oh McP

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Sat October 04, 2014 8:07 pm

A man without principles is not a man. McP, you are no man. You are dead in my eyes.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat October 04, 2014 8:35 pm

Yeah I'm not paying for shit now McP. This is taking too long.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sat October 04, 2014 9:26 pm

I was really just planning on stringing you along anyways.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sat October 04, 2014 9:27 pm

No, I'm kidding. I'll see it. I just drank half a bottle of tequila last night to get through Gozirra, so I'm in the healing/training stages right now.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:05 pm

WTF was I even supposed to review? This movie was like watching the results of someone's frantic efforts to capture a rock concert with a decade old Blackberry.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:10 pm

Well this is disappointing to say the least.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:11 pm

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:12 pm

Definition of anti-climax.

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:12 pm

Poor Ruddock.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:14 pm

I had a whole thing written up that included a poem by Anne Waldman ("The audience wants to cry / when the actors are real & passionate / Look into footlight, then feed back to eye"), allusions to Roger Mayer and how the impact of his effects pedals compares to the introduction of manpulative technologies in film, and a bit about America's moviegoing public as "a nation of pornography addicts." But then I thought, fuck....I'm reviewing static, here.

I'm literally reviewing static.

Post by **Jorge** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:14 pm

This thread is a shaggy dog story.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:15 pm

Kaius wrote:Poor Ruddock.

I need to rebound strongly from this otherwise it will reflect in next week's power rankings, huh?

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:16 pm

theplatypus wrote:This thread is a shaggy dog story.

Man, do I ever love em.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:17 pm

I must admit I don't think I really knew McP well enough to put that much faith in him so blindly.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:18 pm

you knew what this was

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:24 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:Poor Ruddock.
I need to rebound strongly from this otherwise it will reflect in next week's power rankings, huh?

I smell an opening.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:25 pm

McParadigm wrote:you knew what this was

I didn't think that a movie could be so bad as to not even warrant a review out of you. But yes, it was that bad i guess.

Red Mosquito

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