Movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron (5-01-15)

[Alex]

rmers, renounce your gods and bow to me

[VinylGuy]

rmers, renounce your gods and bow to me

But in this very same thread you were already doing a very weird choice.

[BurtReynolds]

what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?

Kaius, I hope you're paying attention. The Alex account is BRINGING it.

Alex usually does.

Why do you want me to be like Alex? Why can't I just be me? Why am I not good enough for you?

Oh dear. I don't want you to be like Alex. I just want you to be better at power rankings. Like Alex. And to rank people accordingly, like they deserve.

But you be you, boo. I love you just the way you are.

There are no strings on Kaius.

[Alex]

rmers, renounce your gods and bow to me

But in this very same thread you were already doing a very weird choice.

i am the apotheosis of doing weird choices

[Kaius]

what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?

Kaius, I hope you're paying attention. The Alex account is BRINGING it.

Alex usually does.

Why do you want me to be like Alex? Why can't I just be me? Why am I not good enough for you?

Oh dear. I don't want you to be like Alex. I just want you to be better at power rankings. Like Alex. And to rank people accordingly, like they deserve.

But you be you, boo. I love you just the way you are.

Maybe you should go read the old power rankings sometime. I think you're suffering from nostalgia induced revisionism. It looks like this is contagious also, as chud was first displaying symptoms. Quarantine yourself immediately, the doctor should be with you eventually.

[epilogue]

what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?

Kaius, I hope you're paying attention. The Alex account is BRINGING it.

Alex usually does.

Why do you want me to be like Alex? Why can't I just be me? Why am I not good enough for you?

Oh dear. I don't want you to be like Alex. I just want you to be better at power rankings. Like Alex. And to rank people accordingly, like they deserve.

But you be you, boo. I love you just the way you are.

Maybe you should go read the old power rankings sometime. I think you're suffering from nostalgia induced revisionism. It looks like this is contagious also, as chud was first displaying symptoms. Quarantine yourself immediately, the doctor should be with you eventually.

Ah, no thanks. I've read them. Multiple times. Please write better. And make better choices.

[BigRedLedbetter]

rmers, renounce your gods and bow to me

Nah.

Ryan Adams maybe.

[Kaius]

what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?

Kaius, I hope you're paying attention. The Alex account is BRINGING it.

Alex usually does.

Why do you want me to be like Alex? Why can't I just be me? Why am I not good enough for you?

Oh dear. I don't want you to be like Alex. I just want you to be better at power rankings. Like Alex. And to rank people accordingly, like they deserve.

But you be you, boo. I love you just the way you are.

Maybe you should go read the old power rankings sometime. I think you're suffering from nostalgia induced revisionism. It looks like this is contagious also, as chud was first displaying symptoms. Quarantine yourself immediately, the doctor should be with you eventually.

Ah, no thanks. I've read them. Multiple times. Please write better. And make better choices.

This just may be the power struggle you need to finally make an appearance.


Finally


I really don't have a clue, though. I'm not a psychic, you see? When the rankings are ready, I post them. Not a minute sooner. You've obviously been making waves, but your fingers could suddenly turn cold. Anyone's could, really. It's such an interesting thing, posting.

[stip]

this has now made it increasingly difficult for me to give a shit about batman v superman, which I only gave a slight shit about to begin with

[epilogue]

this has now made it increasingly difficult for me to give a shit about batman v superman, which I only gave a slight shit about to begin with

BUT THERE'S PROBABLY A FEMALE ROBIN!!!

[Stickman]

Are they going with that idea that Ultron is Jarvis( is that his name?) ??

Sub question: If Ultron is Jarvis, then why does his voice change from Paul Bettany to James Spader?

From what I remember, Ultron is actually D.U.M.E, that r-tard bot that Stark always made fun of. It's re-tooled into the Ultron program and wants to prove itself to Stark, and evolves beyond what it started out to be. Hence why we get another voice actor.

really? that's kinda great.

If you noticed, at the end of Iron Man 3, the only thing Stark takes away from his destroyed mansion is D.U.M.E in the back of a trailer.

[stip]

I like how that can be dummy or doom depending on how you pronounce it

[epilogue]

Are they going with that idea that Ultron is Jarvis( is that his name?) ??

Sub question: If Ultron is Jarvis, then why does his voice change from Paul Bettany to James Spader?

From what I remember, Ultron is actually D.U.M.E, that r-tard bot that Stark always made fun of. It's re-tooled into the Ultron program and wants to prove itself to Stark, and evolves beyond what it started out to be. Hence why we get another voice actor.

really? that's kinda great.

If you noticed, at the end of Iron Man 3, the only thing Stark takes away from his destroyed mansion is D.U.M.E in the back of a trailer.

I don't care what McParasaggytits says, these movies are fun! Or can be, rather. Stuff like that makes me like them a tick more.

[Jorge]

If Ultron is really an evolved version of that little robot, that is the dumbest fucking thing.

[epilogue]

If Ultron is really an evolved version of that little robot, that is the dumbest fucking thing.

"I don't know dear how about you just watch the movie and find out!!!!".

[Peeps]

If Ultron is really an evolved version of that little robot, that is the dumbest fucking thing.

the synopsis is tony builds off of D.U.M.E. Tony realizes the avengers cannot be everywhere so he builds robots to help them (the avengers) out with there being a prime machine. this prime machine takes on the evolved form of Ultron. The mission directive is to help initially saving the world (floods, volcanos, snobby movie buffs who think they are above everyone else etc..) and ultron sees the only way to save the people of earth is to wipe them out because they will do nothing but harm themselves/the planet

[epilogue]

If Ultron is really an evolved version of that little robot, that is the dumbest fucking thing.

the synopsis is tony builds off of D.U.M.E. Tony realizes the avengers cannot be everywhere so he builds robots to help them (the avengers) out with there being a prime machine. this prime machine takes on the evolved form of Ultron. The mission directive is to help initially saving the world (floods, volcanos, snobby movie buffs who think they are above everyone else etc..) and ultron sees the only way to save the people of earth is to wipe them out because they will do nothing but harm themselves/the planet

See, as a comic book plot, and by extension Superhero movie plot, I think that sounds awesome. I have no idea what direction the movie will take all of this, but I hope it's something like what you've described above, Peeps.

[bada]

It's OK to like these movies Joey. You don't have to qualify. We're with you.

[epilogue]

It's OK to like these movies Joey. You don't have to qualify. We're with you.

I wish there was a bada smiley.

[Peeps]

my initial theory was that ultron would be jarvis. after running the house party protocols and then the self destruct jarvis had enough independent intellect to save one of the suits and build it for himself.

i kinda like the working theory more now