All-Time Franchise Baseball Tournament: RED SOX WIN IT ALL!

[Norah]

In the spreadsheet war, everyone wins

Yeah, but especially me.

Yeah, that stolen base percentage that makes a huge difference.

You might not like my pitching BABIP, but who added offensive BABIP, and ALL the entire fielding set up?

Meanwhile, you were busy rearranging your K/BB ratio so it "looked" better on your 60 game fucking single page nonsense.

You complain about the aesthetic hit my spreadsheet takes because of the SB% and then in the same breath mock me for doing other things to make it look better? Get your story straight, Skitch.

[numbers]

Skitch is just mad that he isn't a Red Sox fan, and therefore not in contention.

[Lament]

I kinda hope the Tigers and Red Sox meet in the playoffs.

[@SkitchP]

In the spreadsheet war, everyone wins

Yeah, but especially me.

Yeah, that stolen base percentage that makes a huge difference.

You might not like my pitching BABIP, but who added offensive BABIP, and ALL the entire fielding set up?

Meanwhile, you were busy rearranging your K/BB ratio so it "looked" better on your 60 game fucking single page nonsense.

You complain about the aesthetic hit my spreadsheet takes because of the SB% and then in the same breath mock me for doing other things to make it look better? Get your story straight, Skitch.

No, adding SB% is meaningless AND aesthetically awful.

And its all invalid as you hit page down 4 dozen times.

[@SkitchP]

Skitch is just mad that he isn't a Red Sox fan, and therefore not in contention.

Well to be fair, you're in contention in name only, and even that's just when CHUD feels like including you.

[numbers]

CHUD and I are currently in our PM war room strategizing, my friend.

[Kaius]

Low blow.

[Norah]

Lament, please use the following line up for the Red Sox against all pitchers until further notice:

Ellsbury
Boggs
Yaz (1B)
Manny
Williams
Varitek
Nomar
Pedroia

[Lament]

Got it.

[Norah]

That's Ellsbury in Center, Manny in Left, and Williams in Right.

[Lament]

I didn't realize Doerr's numbers dropped so fast.

[numbers]

Fun fact: Bobby Doerr is the oldest living HoFer(maybe even major league player.)

[Kaius]

Go with this to finish season, starting with day 25.

Gibson, Dean
King, Gibson 1
Dean 2, King 3
Cooper, Tudor
King, Dean
Gibson, King 4

I just want to make sure you saw this, Commish.

[Lament]

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[@SkitchP]

Against LHP

1. Kaline RF
2. Heilman LF
3. Cabrera 3B
4. Cash 1B
5. Martinez C
6. Cobb CF
7. Trammell SS
8. Gehringer 2B

[numbers]

I can't wait until they make a 30 for 30 about this league.

[Lament]

I want them to make a motion picture about us. That will be more fun.

[Jorge]

[philpritchard]

Regarding the spreadsheet battle, I'd like to note that I'm the only one who has +/- defensive stats and, unbeknownst to all of you fine gentlemen, I have a wOBA column. Your move.

[Norah]

If you still have inaccurate BABIP none of it matters.