LV Live-Post #2: The Beastmaster

[LoathedVermin72]

what the fuck is happening here

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DUDE DID THEY JUST MAKE THAT COW'S UDDERS PREGNANT???

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The blue fire looks cool. So did the blue liquid.

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I wonder many horny little kids had their minds totally fucked up by these she-demon things

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I think this is really being held back by its visibly low budget.

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Now this is some heavy-duty acting

[E.H. Ruddock]

Thats what makes it good

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That bear belongs in the "Animals Being Dicks" thread

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It's a little jarring seeing a balding guy in a fantasy movie. Usually everyone has flowing manes.

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Get real, balding dude - you're gonna get slaughtered

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ha

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I hope the dog is just trying to eat his carcass

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Hahahahaha Rip Torn's teeth

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Those are some pretty impressive impaling FX

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That's clearly a real dead dog. I wonder if they actually killed a dog for the movie?

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Ha, told you, balding dude.

[E.H. Ruddock]

That's clearly a real dead dog. I wonder if they actually killed a dog for the movie?

Yeah, that dog died

[LoathedVermin72]

If they had filmed this somewhere with more impressive scenery, this would probably have a genuinely epic/mythic feeling right now

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Those dirty little ferret fucks

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Never chase a ferret