Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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Star Wars Episode VII, or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance
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Alex wrote:Star Wars Episode VII, or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance
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i have some issues with the title. i mean, we see stars in the background of some scenes, but they're not particularly important. why is this movie called star wars?
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cos Space Shenanigans was taken already
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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A poster on io9 by the name Gothamite 88 made a very interesting point, which I'm inclined to agree with.

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I love this because it actually adheres to the unspoken naming pattern we've seen in all six movies so far:

First Movie: Vaguely Defined Entity - A New Hope/The Phantom Menace/The Force Awakens

Second Movie: Battle or War - The Empire Strikes Back/Attack of the Clones

Third Movie: Reemergence of Foe Thought Vanquished -Return of the Jedi/Revenge of the Sith
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i fully expect abrams to write episode vii as if the stars in the star wars galaxy are the brightest stars in the universe and darth vader is important
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Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Takes a Shit
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Brushes His Teeth
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Star Wars Episode XI: The Final Twilight of the Dusk of the Force Concludes: Requiem Descending
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So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.
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McParadigm wrote:So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.
WHY THE FUCKING JESUS GODZILLA HOLY FUCK ARE YOU RE-READING THIS THREAD ALL THE WAY BACK TO PAGE 60?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.
WHY THE FUCKING JESUS GODZILLA HOLY FUCK ARE YOU RE-READING THIS THREAD ALL THE WAY BACK TO PAGE 60?
I thought I remembered the following interaction, so I used that mythical power known to some as the Search function:
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VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
Star Wars: Production Cancelled
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oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism
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Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism
Understandable.
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McParadigm wrote:
Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism
Understandable.
are you able to have a human connection with your wife, at least?
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Alex wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism
Understandable.
are you able to have a human connection with your wife, at least?
Sure?
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McParadigm wrote:
Alex wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism
Understandable.
are you able to have a human connection with your wife, at least?
Sure?
i hope that you can one day achieve the ability to feel love
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McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.
WHY THE FUCKING JESUS GODZILLA HOLY FUCK ARE YOU RE-READING THIS THREAD ALL THE WAY BACK TO PAGE 60?
I thought I remembered the following interaction, so I used that mythical power known to some as the Search function:
McParadigm wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.
Star Wars: Production Cancelled
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