UNPOPULAR FOOD OPINIONS.

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I think ham is terrible.
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:I think ham is terrible.
you've probably never had good ham.
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:I think ham is terrible.
Most things I can understand.

This I cannot understand.
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I would prefer almost any other meat.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I would prefer almost any other meat.
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I don't think ham is "terrible", but I'm not a ham enthusiast either. It serves its purpose, but it's pretty boring.

That said, I have never had grilled ham, or those honey-baked hams that Americans go crazy over.
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theplatypus wrote:I don't think ham is "terrible", but I'm not a ham enthusiast either. It serves its purpose, but it's pretty boring.

That said, I have never had grilled ham, or those honey-baked hams that Americans go crazy over.
That last part of your post explains your lack of enthusiasm.
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ham isn't terrible but yeah i'd take most meats over it
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I have people tell me "Boy, this is some ham".

I still don't like it.

While we're at it, fuck most forms of pork.
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I've had ham:
Honeyed
Grilled
Sandwiched
Baked
Fried
Pickled

And I don't like any of them.
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The thing is...I keep trying to like it. I see people smiling, and laughing with a satisfied ham face. Maybe one day it will click.
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:
While we're at it, fuck most forms of pork.
You wouldn't say that if you had my Boston Butt (pork shoulder), slow cooked on the grill with apple wood smoke, and my NC vinegar BBQ sauce.
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I said most forms.
I would eat your butt.
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Whitey McTeeth wrote: I would eat your butt.
I'm flattered and disgusted by this post.
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:I have people tell me "Boy, this is some ham".

I still don't like it.

While we're at it, fuck most forms of pork.


Slow down there whitey. I can get behind your statements regarding ham. It is just a boring meat, and perhaps its biggest problem is that it doesn't lend itself well to condiments and dressings the way that a turkey, or roast beef does. Turkey is boring, but you can dress it up.


But this "fuck most forms of pork" is where you lose me, unless you mean it quite literally. One of the greatest trends in america the last 5 years has been the acceptance of pulled pork. Pork Chops are generally dull, but I've also been known to enjoy a good pork sausage.
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Aw man, without a big ol' roast gammon, Christmas in the ABNorman household wouldn't be the same.
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cold ham >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>warm/hot ham
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I don't have the chops to defend my anti-pork stance.
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pork used as a verb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pork used as a noun
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