Crowdfunding a Pearl Jam Show

[McParadigm]

There is no fan base better suited to get in a fight over crowd-funded shows that will never happen.


But...what if they DO happen?

Man am I ever glad you're here.

[bodysnatcher]

can we crowdfund a "chance" meeting between Dave A and Eddie at a bar?

[Jessica Fletcher]

There is no fan base better suited to get in a fight over crowd-funded shows that will never happen.


But...what if they DO happen?

Man am I ever glad you're here.

[LoathedVermin72]

Fletch is going to end this fucking place. I feel it in my bones.

[Jessica Fletcher]

I've had fun watching you guys make fun of one of my favorite aging rock bands for a while now, so I appreciate the warm welcome.

[B]

We love the passion and enthusiasm of the fans who have spearheaded Pearl Jam Crowdfund efforts. However, with more and more of these crowdfunded show proposals cropping up, we want to be clear before fans invest their hard-earned money into these efforts that they are unlikely to happen.

The band's shows are booked through their management and touring agents. A lot goes into scheduling, routing, producing, and promoting safe and successful shows for our fans. We will continue to rely on our experts in the field to ensure this remains the case for the band's future tours.

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

[EJ]

Jeezus

[Bee Girl]

What will they actually do with the money?

[CopperTom]

What will they actually do with the money?

Credit cards aren't charged unless the campaign is successful.

[Jorge]

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

That is actually really embarrasing

[LetMeSleep]

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

That is actually really embarrasing

Aw huh.

[Kaius]

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

That is actually really embarrasing

*embarrassing

[CopperTom]

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

That is actually really embarrasing

*embarrassing

A know it all correcting a know it all. Shit's going happen now!

[Jorge]

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

That is actually really embarrasing

*embarrassing

Well, I'm embarrased.

[Kaius]

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

That is actually really embarrasing

*embarrassing

Well, I'm embarrased.

[bodysnatcher]

There's a list of about 3 things I'd be willing to crowdfund, and a PJ show isn't one of them. Because guess what, in the amount of time it would take to organize and pull this thing off, they'll probably play at least twice within driving distance of your home.

[Leatherhead]

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management. Dreams do come true and we are doing this for the thousands of fans that have supported us, visited our website, and have done charity work all for this movement. Pearl Jam are our heroes and we hope they can hear our proposal and give us more detailed feedback. We want this concert in Pearl Jam's hands and by no means would want otherwise. We know they put on a show like no other. We are simply a grassroots movement that knows Pearl Jam Forest Hills would be amazing for the fans, the band, and the community. We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!

That is actually really embarrasing

It's not too embarrassing until; "We remain faithful, as the song goes. We are the Forest Hills Faithful!"

[BurtReynolds]

I think we've gone way passed embarrassed and into gross.

[bodysnatcher]

This reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg quote, adapted to PJ:

"I used to like Pearl Jam. I still do, but I used to, too."

[Birds in Hell]

There's a list of about 3 things I'd be willing to crowdfund, and a PJ show isn't one of them. Because guess what, in the amount of time it would take to organize and pull this thing off, they'll probably play at least twice within driving distance of your home.

Yeah, don't these idiots live in New York?

Pearl Jam play there virtually every year as it is, you dorks.

We will continue to crowdfund until we receive a hard no from the Pearl Jam management.

*backs slowly out of room*