Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
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"Did someone call for some heros?"
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i mean, the gulf between their respective intelligence levels is the most pronounced between any two RMers
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:"Did someone call for some heros?"
I hope the characters make all the "pew pew" noises themselves during shootouts.

And then, when all is lost, Luke Skywalker jumps in with a cartoon sword and says "Whummm. Whummm."
(patriotic choking noises)
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lol, we're off to a good start
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My only complaint is people expect space from the Star Wars. I would have taken the adventures under the sea.
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Sea Wars
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:Sea Wars
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The sea would be a metaphor for sex. Star wars always suffered from not showing enough skin.
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keep going, i'm almost there
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A full frontal light saber fight would lead to the climax of the film.
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:A full frontal light saber fight would lead to the climax of the film.
"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."
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McParadigm wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:A full frontal light saber fight would lead to the climax of the film.
"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."
:thumbsup:
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:A full frontal light saber fight would lead to the climax of the film.
"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."
:thumbsup:
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Alex wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:A full frontal light saber fight would lead to the climax of the film.
"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."
:thumbsup:
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Lol
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:The sea would be a metaphor for sex. Star wars always suffered from not showing enough skin.
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The LOTR fan/news sites are saying the Star Wars trailer is a lock for the last hobbit film next month.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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is chewbacca in this movie?
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Alex wrote:is chewbacca in this movie?
Yes.
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chewbacca and han solo have a very interesting relationship
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