Election 2016

[96583UP]

Jeb Bush vs. Hillary Clinton

it's basically here already.

get ready to debate the issues.

that only seasonally matter. during the election cycle, such as:

picking on immigrants, or, appealing to immigrants
pretending to care about education
medicare / medicaid / medicis / medicas / medicis / medicorum
gay something
let's get fired up about american small businesses, which are generally inefficient and unsustainable
manufacturing jobs that went overseas
campaign finance reform
american energy independence/ green energy / brown energy / 5 hour energy

LET'S GET READY TO AFFECT THE ELECTORAL PROCESS!!!!!

[BurtReynolds]

I will not be participating.

[96583UP]

that's just the kind of down to earth breath of fresh air washington outsider outside the box mentality we need inside the beltway munching box of the earth american people

[BurtReynolds]

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Go Broncos."

[Alex]

96583UP posts are as jarring and assaultive on the senses as campaign ads

[Biff Pocoroba]

I don't think Hillary will be the Democrat's nominee. Someone else will emerge from the field.

[McParadigm]

American dynasties.

[LoathedVermin72]

There can't seriously be another Bush running, can there? I mean, honestly?

[Alex]

i always thought jeb was a parody character, like some sort of SNL creation divining a wacky Bush cousin with a really funny redneck name. are you telling me he's real?

[Biff Pocoroba]

It is hard to think of a president Jeb. But no more than a president Mitt.

[McParadigm]

I'm pretty sure the idea that we'd have a President Barack Obama seemed absurd just a few years before the election.

[Alex]

I'm pretty sure the idea that we'd have a President Barack Obama seemed absurd just a few years before the election.

for whom did you cast your votes in the presidential elections of 2008 and 2012?

[McParadigm]

Let's just say I picked the winning team, and leave it at that.

[Alex]

so you sided with the inexorable crawl toward catastrophic inequality? the nice thing about that is that you can pick either side and you'll get a nice return on your vote.

[McParadigm]

Let's just say I picked the winning team, and leave it at that.

[Alex]

ok

[McParadigm]

But I had more wink pictures ready

[Alex]

maybe it's the arrival of the holiday season that has softened my heart and made me take stock of what is important to me, but i'm just not feeling like pursuing you down a rabbit hole of impenetrable darkness, mcp.

[McParadigm]

Seasonal affective disorder?

[Alex]

no, it's love of community, family, and, most importantly, self