Movie: Jurassic World (6/2015)

[Alex]

I didn't know bmacsmith was involved.

[LoathedVermin72]

You know what else sucks about that trailer (besides its general lameness)? It seems to suggest that this will be the second JP movie in a row with no T Rex. That is really fucking weak. Enough already with the dumbass super-dinos they think are cooler than T Rexs - they're not.

[Alex]

is this movie going to explain that dinosaur bones were buried by the devil to deceive us? i think that would allow the movie to avoid comparisons to the first three.

[Farmer John]

I liked the part when that water dinosaur eats the shark.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

Uhh...Jurassic World?

[Self]

Uhh...Jurassic World?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Self]

I'm not buying it, Tragabig.

[LoathedVermin72]

This could be a great schtick for you, trag. Own it.

[@SkitchP]

Sorry, this thread was at some point split off from the Cinematic thread, judging on the search results for "Cinematic."

Why are you using the search function for a thread that is generally on the top half of the first page?

[washing machine]

We watched this last night.

[Self]

We recorded it Sunday morning.

[E.H. Ruddock]

We watched this last night.

And?

[Orpheus]

You know what else sucks about that trailer (besides its general lameness)? It seems to suggest that this will be the second JP movie in a row with no T Rex. That is really fucking weak. Enough already with the dumbass super-dinos they think are cooler than T Rexs - they're not.

I thought the T-Rex came out at the end of JW? Was I on acid?

[LoathedVermin72]

You know what else sucks about that trailer (besides its general lameness)? It seems to suggest that this will be the second JP movie in a row with no T Rex. That is really fucking weak. Enough already with the dumbass super-dinos they think are cooler than T Rexs - they're not.

I thought the T-Rex came out at the end of JW? Was I on acid?

It did. It was lame.

[Orpheus]

Oh I totally agree, just making sure I'm not lapsing into senility just yet.

[Bammer]

Sorry, this thread was at some point split off from the Cinematic thread, judging on the search results for "Cinematic."

Why are you using the search function for a thread that is generally on the top half of the first page?

LEAVE THE MAN ALONE!