Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[LoathedVermin72]

Fuck Jar Jar Binks.

I would.

Slut.

I prefer "whore."

[epilogue]

Fuck Jar Jar Binks.

I would.

Slut.

I prefer "whore."

I typed "whore" first but then I thought a word I hated more would be more appropriate in the context of how much I hate Jar Jar and how ridiculous the thought of fucking him is. So I changed it. I guess I'm never gonna get it right with you, am I?

[LoathedVermin72]

calm down joey

[Sgt. Crackpot]

[epilogue]

calm down joey

You shut your whore mouth.

[LoathedVermin72]

calm down joey

You shut your whore mouth.

I prefer "slut."

[epilogue]

calm down joey

You shut your whore mouth.

I prefer "slut."

Talking to you is worse than watching a walrus rape a penguin.

[LoathedVermin72]

calm down joey

You shut your whore mouth.

I prefer "slut."

Talking to you is worse than watching a walrus rape a penguin.

Is it, though?

[epilogue]

calm down joey

You shut your whore mouth.

I prefer "slut."

Talking to you is worse than watching a walrus rape a penguin.

Is it, though?

[Strat]

Im a dirty boy.

Also, I wish Star Wars was out right now.

[Dev]

II > I > III

[spike]

Oh yeah, the dialogue is bad in all three. No arguments there. I'm just saying it hit rock-bottom in III.

At least Episode I had Darth Maul and Jar-Jar. And the pod race. And "Duel of the Fates". And Liam Neeson. I like that movie.

at least episode III had darth vader

[Dev]

love the intro music for this series

[LoathedVermin72]

Oh yeah, the dialogue is bad in all three. No arguments there. I'm just saying it hit rock-bottom in III.

At least Episode I had Darth Maul and Jar-Jar. And the pod race. And "Duel of the Fates". And Liam Neeson. I like that movie.

at least episode III had darth vader

In context of how he was used, this is not a good thing.

[B]

Oh yeah, the dialogue is bad in all three. No arguments there. I'm just saying it hit rock-bottom in III.

At least Episode I had Darth Maul and Jar-Jar. And the pod race. And "Duel of the Fates". And Liam Neeson. I like that movie.

at least episode III had darth vader

"What happened to my wubby dubby Padme? Is she safe and snuggly?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

[epilogue]

Oh yeah, the dialogue is bad in all three. No arguments there. I'm just saying it hit rock-bottom in III.

At least Episode I had Darth Maul and Jar-Jar. And the pod race. And "Duel of the Fates". And Liam Neeson. I like that movie.

at least episode III had darth vader

"What happened to my wubby dubby Padme? Is she safe and snuggly?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

It's so fucking terrible. Looking back, that actually may have killed all my love for Star Wars. I haven't had the desire to watch any of the films since seeing III in theaters. I was a Star Wars enthusiast basically until that movie. I saw I in theaters four times, even. Saw II three times. Saw III only once. And haven't watched or really cared about the franchise since.

So maybe I do't think the III is better than I & II... I uh... I have to rethink some things...

[LoathedVermin72]

Oh yeah, the dialogue is bad in all three. No arguments there. I'm just saying it hit rock-bottom in III.

At least Episode I had Darth Maul and Jar-Jar. And the pod race. And "Duel of the Fates". And Liam Neeson. I like that movie.

at least episode III had darth vader

"What happened to my wubby dubby Padme? Is she safe and snuggly?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

It's so fucking terrible. Looking back, that actually may have killed all my love for Star Wars. I haven't had the desire to watch any of the films since seeing III in theaters. I was a Star Wars enthusiast basically until that movie. I saw I in theaters four times, even. Saw II three times. Saw III only once. And haven't watched or really cared about the franchise since.

So maybe I do't think the III is better than I & II... I uh... I have to rethink some things...

III is the worst. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[Simple Torture]

Remember the arguments that III was the "darkest" of all the SW movies?

[darth_vedder]

Oh yeah, the dialogue is bad in all three. No arguments there. I'm just saying it hit rock-bottom in III.

At least Episode I had Darth Maul and Jar-Jar. And the pod race. And "Duel of the Fates". And Liam Neeson. I like that movie.

at least episode III had darth vader

"What happened to my wubby dubby Padme? Is she safe and snuggly?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

It's so fucking terrible. Looking back, that actually may have killed all my love for Star Wars. I haven't had the desire to watch any of the films since seeing III in theaters. I was a Star Wars enthusiast basically until that movie. I saw I in theaters four times, even. Saw II three times. Saw III only once. And haven't watched or really cared about the franchise since.

So maybe I do't think the III is better than I & II... I uh... I have to rethink some things...

This is exactly it for me. III deflated me. I walked about of the theatre just hating all things Star Wars. I actually tried to watch III last night, and I couldn't get past the first 30min. It was unwatchable.

III is the worst. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I think you are on to something here. It's really bad.

[B]

This is why I trust JJ Abrams. Purists may not like his Star Treks, but no one bitches about the dialog. It will never seem as fake and shoehorned as the prequels. It can't sink the franchise any further. Episode 7 can ONLY improve this mess.