Movie: Jupiter Ascending

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Alex wrote:i enjoyed my life more before i knew anything about this movie
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I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
There'd be a lot of eye-rolling, head-shaking, and exasperated sighs.
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spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
"I'm thinking about driving out to all the same to go see this in the theaters with LV" makes no sense, ruddo.
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spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
"I'm thinking about driving out to all the same to go see this in the theaters with LV" makes no sense, ruddo.
Yeah well
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
"I'm thinking about driving out to all the same to go see this in the theaters with LV" makes no sense, ruddo.
Yeah well
Why did I think LV lived in Wisconsin?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
"I'm thinking about driving out to all the same to go see this in the theaters with LV" makes no sense, ruddo.
Yeah well
Why did I think LV lived in Wisconsin?
Isn't Wisconsin pretty much 40 miles outside of Chicago?
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Before casting Tatum the directors queried him not only about whether he was up to the challenge physically but also about his personal belief and life experience with what love is.
Oh, lord.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
"I'm thinking about driving out to all the same to go see this in the theaters with LV" makes no sense, ruddo.
Yeah well
Why did I think LV lived in Wisconsin?
Isn't Wisconsin pretty much 40 miles outside of Chicago?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
"I'm thinking about driving out to all the same to go see this in the theaters with LV" makes no sense, ruddo.
Yeah well
Why did I think LV lived in Wisconsin?
Isn't Wisconsin pretty much 40 miles outside of Chicago?
correct, but it's all the same.
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spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'm thinking about driving out to Chicago to go see this in the theaters with LV.
*40 miles outside of chicago
*all the same
"I'm thinking about driving out to all the same to go see this in the theaters with LV" makes no sense, ruddo.
Yeah well
Why did I think LV lived in Wisconsin?
Isn't Wisconsin pretty much 40 miles outside of Chicago?
correct, but it's all the same.
:/
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McParadigm wrote:
Before casting Tatum the directors queried him not only about whether he was up to the challenge physically but also about his personal belief and life experience with what love is.
Oh, lord.
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What a spectacular disaster this film turned out to be...
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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I wonder what Channing Tatum's thoughts on love are.
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Ever since I saw this, I always see Channing Tatum now as a dog with weird dog ears.

Unfortunately, that's the only lasting memory that I have. Otherwise, it's pretty forgettable empty eye candy, with so many holes that I decided to turn off my brain halfway through.
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http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Jupiter-A ... creenshots

jesus christ look at those screenshots, this looks like the most ridiculous shit ever
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The Strain is a movie?
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Jupiter-Ascending-Blu-ray/124311/#Screenshots

jesus christ look at those screenshots, this looks like the most ridiculous shit ever
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