a couple christmas cookie recipes

[Alex]

tommy said he wants malice's cookies, which means he doesn't, because tommy

I am capable of sincerity, Alex.

this is what i was afraid of. you are such a slave to your shtick you have become lost in the world of riddles and artifice, never to escape intact. you are the ouroboros of perception.

meetup: On

you're tired of his shtick, too?

i'm more tired of the meetup: on/off shtick.

what are you tired of less than the meetup on/off meme but more than tommy's shtick?

the cold winter

what does chicago offer to offset the unpleasantness of living in a frigid, life-threatening hellscape for six months out of the year? a lot, i bet.

[LoathedVermin72]

Honestly, Chicago winters aren't all that bad. At least not compared to Wisconsin. Now that shit was brutal.

[E.H. Ruddock]

tommy said he wants malice's cookies, which means he doesn't, because tommy

I am capable of sincerity, Alex.

this is what i was afraid of. you are such a slave to your shtick you have become lost in the world of riddles and artifice, never to escape intact. you are the ouroboros of perception.

meetup: On

you're tired of his shtick, too?

i'm more tired of the meetup: on/off shtick.

Fine, I'll stop it.

[E.H. Ruddock]

,jerk

[Alex]

spike is a master manipulator

[E.H. Ruddock]

spike is a master____ator

[tommymtcom]

Guys, I don't have a schtick, this is just who I am.

[Alex]

this is like watching a wounded baby deer struggling to walk

[tommymtcom]

Words hurt, Alex.

[Alex]

i think you'll come around to my way of thinking sooner or later. and when you become my ally, untold rewards will await.

[tommymtcom]

I tried that already, there were no rewards.

[Alex]

if i were on the outside looking in, i'd say our "will they/won't they" dynamic is one of RM's most compelling storylines

[tommymtcom]

They status: won't

[E.H. Ruddock]

if i were on the outside looking in, i'd say our "will they/won't they" dynamic is one of RM's most compelling storylines

I am on the outside looking in, and I can tell you it isn't.

[Alex]

i've got to get this target off my back. half of RM, remove me from your signatures. success is too great a burden to bear if it means the scorn of tommymtcom.

[tommymtcom]

I hardly think my attitude is the problem in our relationship, Alex.

[Alex]

i'm not too good for you, tommy. there's a beautiful butterfly in your cocoon, i just know it.

[tommymtcom]

I'm starting to think you aren't being sincere.

[Alex]

i'm capable of sincerity, tommy

[tommymtcom]

I can't take anymore of this. I've added you to my foe list, Alex. I will no longer be victimized by your macho head games.