The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[E.H. Ruddock]

It sets a bad precedent, joey.

Keeping Seth Rogen and James Franco away from theaters near me is a fantastic precedent to set, friend.

that's ok, joey, I'll worry about all of our freedoms while you worry about Kim Jong Un's feelings.

I have exactly zero fucks to give about Kim Jong Un's feelings. I care about MY feelings, though. I fucking HATE Seth Rogen.

Terrorists 1, America 0

Terrorists?

Hack-sis of Evil

Welp. I've annoyed joey for the day. :/

[epilogue]

It sets a bad precedent, joey.

Keeping Seth Rogen and James Franco away from theaters near me is a fantastic precedent to set, friend.

that's ok, joey, I'll worry about all of our freedoms while you worry about Kim Jong Un's feelings.

I have exactly zero fucks to give about Kim Jong Un's feelings. I care about MY feelings, though. I fucking HATE Seth Rogen.

Terrorists 1, America 0

Terrorists?

Hack-sis of Evil

Welp. I've annoyed joey for the day. :/

I'm just so bad at puns.

[E.H. Ruddock]

It sets a bad precedent, joey.

Keeping Seth Rogen and James Franco away from theaters near me is a fantastic precedent to set, friend.

that's ok, joey, I'll worry about all of our freedoms while you worry about Kim Jong Un's feelings.

I have exactly zero fucks to give about Kim Jong Un's feelings. I care about MY feelings, though. I fucking HATE Seth Rogen.

Terrorists 1, America 0

Terrorists?

Hack-sis of Evil

Welp. I've annoyed joey for the day. :/

I'm just so bad at puns.

I'm just so bad at the internet.

[tommymtcom]

You're pretty good at being Ruddock, Ruddock.

[E.H. Ruddock]

You're pretty good at being Ruddock, Ruddock.

I just wish thodoks was here.

[Kaius]

Rogan has made it easy to laugh at the fat, ugly, lazy slob in all of us, and that's why I like him.

[Alex]

Rogan has made it easy to laugh at the fat, ugly, lazy slob in all of us, and that's why I like him.

i like john candy and chud for the same reason

[epilogue]

It sets a bad precedent, joey.

Keeping Seth Rogen and James Franco away from theaters near me is a fantastic precedent to set, friend.

that's ok, joey, I'll worry about all of our freedoms while you worry about Kim Jong Un's feelings.

I have exactly zero fucks to give about Kim Jong Un's feelings. I care about MY feelings, though. I fucking HATE Seth Rogen.

Terrorists 1, America 0

Terrorists?

Hack-sis of Evil

Welp. I've annoyed joey for the day. :/

I'm just so bad at puns.

I'm just so bad at the internet.

If how you internet is bad, I never want to be good.

[epilogue]

Alamo Drafthouse is replacing The Interview with Team America: World Police.

[epilogue]

And now Paramount is pulling Team America.

[Norah]

sick o' pussies

[tommymtcom]

This all seems kind of insane. Surely nobody at Sony actually takes NK seriously, right?

[Norah]

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/reacti ... -of-stupid

[epilogue]

Apparently, they do. And so does Paramount. Or at least seriously enough to pull screenings.

[mastaflatch]

ror

[tommymtcom]

Hey MF, the link in your sig is broken.

[mastaflatch]

nope, it's the image of a broken link

[VinylGuy]

i want to see the new Phantasm movie. Don Coscarelli fuckin rocks. And Angus is there!!

[E.H. Ruddock]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/29/showbiz/m ... ?hpt=hp_t5

Vin Diesel, can you be a little more "inhumanly" obvious?
The actor may be yanking the Internet's collective chain, or perhaps he's just trying to stroke negotiations. Either way, his Facebook page features a photo post that hints about involvement in Marvel's forthcoming "Inhumans" movie -- and has the Web buzzing.
"I Think Vin Diesel May Just Be In The Inhumans Movie," read a headline on io9.com.
The Facebook picture features Diesel wearing an "Inhumans" T-shirt, standing in front of a graphic reading, "Are you Inhuman?"

It's no sure thing, of course.
He already has a part in the Marvel universe, that of Groot, the laconic tree-like entity from "Guardians of the Galaxy," and Marvel doesn't like actors to play more than one role.
But Groot is computer-generated, and Black Bolt, the "Inhumans" part Diesel is rumored to play, barely speaks. (With good reason: His voice can demolish whole cities.)
Diesel as Black Bolt, the leader of the Inhumans, would please a chunk of fanboys. There's already a YouTube-posted trailer with Diesel in the role.

[Rangi Guy]