Yeah, The Hobbit movies kind of start looking depressingly shitty after going back and rewatching LOTR. I still like them, but...stip wrote:I watched the LOTR trilogy this week, and while i've enjoyed these hobbit films, it's easy to forget just how spectacularly good the LOTR films are.
Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2014)
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Saw this today. Entertaining enough but that scene with Legolas and the falling blocks was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
Yeah, that was definitely pushing it. Though probably no more than the barrel fight in Desolation.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Saw this today. Entertaining enough but that scene with Legolas and the falling blocks was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
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I never ended up seeing this movie. I think I might just wait until it's out on Blu-Ray.
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do you have a blu-ray player?tommymtcom wrote:I never ended up seeing this movie. I think I might just wait until it's out on Blu-Ray.
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No. I'll just download it.Alex wrote:do you have a blu-ray player?tommymtcom wrote:I never ended up seeing this movie. I think I might just wait until it's out on Blu-Ray.
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what gives you the right?tommymtcom wrote:No. I'll just download it.Alex wrote:do you have a blu-ray player?tommymtcom wrote:I never ended up seeing this movie. I think I might just wait until it's out on Blu-Ray.
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It just occurred to me that I have three Blu-ray players
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how many did you think you had before today?LoathedVermin72 wrote:It just occurred to me that I have three Blu-ray players
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There was no before todayAlex wrote:how many did you think you had before today?LoathedVermin72 wrote:It just occurred to me that I have three Blu-ray players
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God.Alex wrote:what gives you the right?tommymtcom wrote:No. I'll just download it.Alex wrote:do you have a blu-ray player?tommymtcom wrote:I never ended up seeing this movie. I think I might just wait until it's out on Blu-Ray.
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i sure didtommymtcom wrote:God.Alex wrote:what gives you the right?tommymtcom wrote:No. I'll just download it.Alex wrote:do you have a blu-ray player?tommymtcom wrote:I never ended up seeing this movie. I think I might just wait until it's out on Blu-Ray.
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
The first Hobbit trilogy fan edit is here, with a long list of huge improvements
http://www.polygon.com/2015/1/20/785703 ... t-fan-edit
http://www.polygon.com/2015/1/20/785703 ... t-fan-edit
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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someone do me a solid and post here when he uploads the higher quality version, otherwise i'll probably forget to look.
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
well the dvd release of BOTFA wont be for a few months yet, so this will do for me...
Tauriel has been edited completely
—The investigation of Dol Guldor has been completely excised, including the appearances of Radagast, Saruman and Galadriel.
—The Tauriel-Legolas-Kili love triangle has also been removed. Indeed, Tauriel is no longer a character in the film, and Legolas only gets a brief cameo during the Mirkwood arrest.
—The Pale Orc subplot is vastly trimmed down. Azog is obviously still leading the attack on the Lonely Mountain at the end, but he does not appear in the film until after the company escapes the goblin tunnels.
—Several of the Laketown scenes have been cut, such as Bards imprisonment and the superfluous orc raid.
—The prelude with old Bilbo is gone. Instead, the film opens with Gandalfs curious arrival. Its more quaint, more subtle, more Hobbity.
—Several of the orc skirmishes have been cut in order to give the final battle more impact.
—Several of the action scenes have been tightened up, such as the barrel-ride, the fight between Smaug and the dwarves (no molten gold in this version), and the Battle of the Five Armies.
—A lot of filler scenes have been cut as well (e.g. the 4-minute scene where Bard buys some fish and the dwarves gather up his pay).
Tauriel has been edited completely
—The investigation of Dol Guldor has been completely excised, including the appearances of Radagast, Saruman and Galadriel.
—The Tauriel-Legolas-Kili love triangle has also been removed. Indeed, Tauriel is no longer a character in the film, and Legolas only gets a brief cameo during the Mirkwood arrest.
—The Pale Orc subplot is vastly trimmed down. Azog is obviously still leading the attack on the Lonely Mountain at the end, but he does not appear in the film until after the company escapes the goblin tunnels.
—Several of the Laketown scenes have been cut, such as Bards imprisonment and the superfluous orc raid.
—The prelude with old Bilbo is gone. Instead, the film opens with Gandalfs curious arrival. Its more quaint, more subtle, more Hobbity.
—Several of the orc skirmishes have been cut in order to give the final battle more impact.
—Several of the action scenes have been tightened up, such as the barrel-ride, the fight between Smaug and the dwarves (no molten gold in this version), and the Battle of the Five Armies.
—A lot of filler scenes have been cut as well (e.g. the 4-minute scene where Bard buys some fish and the dwarves gather up his pay).
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
That's stupid, Tauriel is one of my favorite characters. And the Dol Guldur scenes are some of the best stuff in there. So is the Azog stuff. Stupid.
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The most LV post of all time.LoathedVermin72 wrote:That's stupid, Tauriel is one of my favorite characters. And the Dol Guldur scenes are some of the best stuff in there. So is the Azog stuff. Stupid.
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Is it?BurtReynolds wrote:The most LV post of all time.LoathedVermin72 wrote:That's stupid, Tauriel is one of my favorite characters. And the Dol Guldur scenes are some of the best stuff in there. So is the Azog stuff. Stupid.
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
Rank the things that suck about Jackson's hobbit:
0: those goddamned eagles
1: azog
2: legolas
3: barrel rides
4: tauriel / kili
5: dol guldur
6: the third movie in its entirety
0: those goddamned eagles
1: azog
2: legolas
3: barrel rides
4: tauriel / kili
5: dol guldur
6: the third movie in its entirety
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
1. CGI
2. CGI
3. CGI
4. Score is weak
5. Romance not developed enough
6. A little too heavy on the goofy humor
7. 2 and 3 are too short
2. CGI
3. CGI
4. Score is weak
5. Romance not developed enough
6. A little too heavy on the goofy humor
7. 2 and 3 are too short