Egg Man: The egg thread

[tommymtcom]

Aren't most birds assholes, though?

[LoathedVermin72]

Aren't most birds assholes, though?

Most, yes

[tommymtcom]

I have a friend who thinks owning a parrot would be great. He's an idiot, though.

[LoathedVermin72]

I have a friend who thinks owning a parrot would be great. He's an idiot, though.

Parrots are definitely assholes

[tommymtcom]

What's your favorite egg preparation method?

[LoathedVermin72]

What's your favorite egg preparation method?

Depends. If I'm eating them by themselves, I like to crack them directly into the pan, then lightly scramble as I cook them. Add a little salt and pepper, and voila.

If it's on top of a skillet, poached. Always poached.

[tommymtcom]

Do you not use milk in your scrambled eggs?

[LoathedVermin72]

Do you not use milk in your scrambled eggs?

When I was a young fool, I used to. But as LL Cool J says in Deep Blue Sea, "Amateurs add milk. This is a mistake!"

[tommymtcom]

Adding milk does nothing but improve scrambled Eggs. LL cool J can suck it.

[Kaius]

I concur with tommy, unfortunately.

[LoathedVermin72]

You're both amateurs, obviously. My scrambled eggs improved tenfold once I stopped adding milk. They also improved once I stopped scrambling them prior to pouring them in the pan.

[Kaius]

It is very possible that I would be classified an egg cooking amateur.

[LoathedVermin72]

It is very possible that I would be classified an egg cooking amateur.

Eggs are one of the few things I would say I'm very good at cooking.

[tommymtcom]

I'm not good at cooking anything, but I stand by my scrambled eggs.

[Alex]

i've been poaching eggs like a madman lately

[tommymtcom]

For Eggs Benedict?

[LoathedVermin72]

For Eggs Benedict?

Eggs Benedict may likely be the best food in the world. At the very least, the best breakfast.

[tommymtcom]

I think I love you, LV.

[LoathedVermin72]

I think I love you, LV.

The Legion of Doom is reborn

[tommymtcom]