Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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Let's focus on quality!

Quantity!

What did he say?

He said he agreed with you. Focus on quantity.

I...oh. Okay.
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George Lucas would be spinning in his grave.
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lets pimp this shit out as hard as we can!
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I'm sure almost everyone's seen this, as it's been floating around the internet for a few days, but just in case:

McParadigm wrote:lol
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Disney chief promises ‘Star Wars’ movies every year starting in 2015

http://herocomplex.latimes.com/movies/s ... n-2015/#/0

Yeah, a shitfest every year. I take back all the mean stuff I said about Lucas.
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Why are people assuming these will be shitfests? They may very well be, I don't know, but what's got people upset? Just that they're making a bunch of them?
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theplatypus wrote:Why are people assuming these will be shitfests? They may very well be, I don't know, but what's got people upset? Just that they're making a bunch of them?
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:
theplatypus wrote:Why are people assuming these will be shitfests? They may very well be, I don't know, but what's got people upset? Just that they're making a bunch of them?
The internet and hating on Star Wars is like peanut butter and jelly.

Like a tuna and a fish?
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I'm betting at least the first couple will be good.
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I still trust that something good will come of this.
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Oh dear. Solo lost his shit completely. It's a skit but its good to know he's excited about being back:)
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dimejinky99 wrote:Oh dear. Solo lost his shit completely. It's a skit but its good to know he's excited about being back:)
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theplatypus wrote:Why are people assuming these will be shitfests? They may very well be, I don't know, but what's got people upset? Just that they're making a bunch of them?
I had hoped that John Lasseter and the Pixar "team" would be tapped to kinda take care of the Star Wars brand. Treat it like the Toy Story series. I know that this is a pretty ridiculous notion considering how much money Disney paid for it and how the SW "brand" is already sullied. I just kinda see a Pixar/SW alliance as the only way for Disney not to fuck it up.
Then the announcement that they will churn out a movie a year. That doesn't scream quality. It screams, "The SW factory is now open!"
I do have a little hope the first one could be good. Lawrence Kasdan is writing the script and J.J. is directing. I'm not a huge Abrams fan, but he also doesn't make shit and is clearly a step up from Lucas at this point.
I realize this is all just my super silly take on this. Others can see a future with good SW stuff and shitty SW stuff and they are OK with that. For me, the steady decline in the quality of the SW universe has been nothing short of soul crushing.
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Id be worried if this was starting this year, or next.. the fact that it's starting in 2015 makes me feel like they are taking the time to properly reset, get the right teams in place, and then just go crazy from there. Im optimistic.
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It's a hope in vain but as long as they stay away from 100% CGI I think I'll be happy. Star Wars was never known for intense story lines. Just treat it gently and not too over the top and it will all be fine.
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dimejinky99 wrote:Star Wars was never known for intense story lines.
What???!!!
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@SkitchP wrote:Id be worried if this was starting this year, or next.. the fact that it's starting in 2015 makes me feel like they are taking the time to properly reset, get the right teams in place, and then just go crazy from there. Im optimistic.
Well, also, movies of that scope tend to take that long to produce and market.
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theplatypus wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:Id be worried if this was starting this year, or next.. the fact that it's starting in 2015 makes me feel like they are taking the time to properly reset, get the right teams in place, and then just go crazy from there. Im optimistic.
Well, also, movies of that scope tend to take that long to produce and market.

For sure on the production, but rush jobs can happen a lot faster (see: transformers). If this was pure and simple "PUMP OUT AZ MUCH STARRWARZ RIGHT NOW" without any regard for quality, I think 2014 would have been entirely doable.
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As far as I'm concerned these guys have one shot at this. Fuck up the first one and none of the rest of it will matter.

Episode VII has to be great.
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Just from a shear business standpoint, does saturating the market with a new SW movie every year really make sense? Add to this that they will probably have a SW theme park opened by 2020 and even the biggest fan will be Star Warsed out.
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