There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

[E.H. Ruddock]

1. Snatch
2. Bank Job
3. Transporter 2
4. Expendables 2
5. Crank
6. Transporter
7. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
8. The Expendables
9. Death Race
10. The Italian Job
11. Ghosts of Mars
12. The One
13. Revolver
14. Crank: High Voltage
15. Gnomeo and Juliet
16. The Mechanic
17. Killer Elite
18. Parker
19. In the Name of the King
20. Transporter 3
21. Chaos

[spike]

ugh, i'll be in the vikings thread.

[daft twat]

After Snatch, how do you not get them mixed up?

[Thejambi]

After Snatch, how do you not get them mixed up?

[Alex]

ruddo's list is definitive, so i say we lock this thread

[tommymtcom]

Lock, stock should be higher.

[E.H. Ruddock]

ruddo's list is definitive, so i say we lock this thread

you guys suck

[E.H. Ruddock]

Seriously. I had one fun thread I wanted to do and you guys took a dump all over it.

[LoathedVermin72]

Fast & Furious 6
The Expendables 2
The Expendables
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Collateral
Snatch
The Pink Panther
The Italian Job
The Expendables 3
Homefront
The Transporter (I need to see this again.)
Killer Elite
Death Race
The One
Ghosts of Mars
Crank: High Voltage
Crank
London

[E.H. Ruddock]

Fast & Furious 6
The Expendables 2
The Expendables
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Collateral
Snatch
The Pink Panther
The Italian Job
The Expendables 3
Homefront
The Transporter (I need to see this again.)
Killer Elite
Death Race
The One
Ghosts of Mars
Crank: High Voltage
Crank
London

I'm glad you agree Expendables 2 was the best one. I haven't seen the third one.

[epilogue]

Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.

You should watch The Bank Job.

[epilogue]

Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.

You should watch The Bank Job.

Is that a sequel to The Italian Job?

[LoathedVermin72]

I haven't seen the third one.

It's mediocre. Very disappointing after the first two. The PG-13 rating really hurts it. But Antonio Banderas is hilarious and steals every scene he's in, and Mel Gibson is a motherfucking madman of a villain. They make the movie worth watching.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job

Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.

Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.

You should watch The Bank Job.

Is that a sequel to The Italian Job?

No. The sequel to The Italian Job is The Brazilian Job, which is in production hiatus right now.

[Peeps]

i liked the transporter for what it was

[Kaius]

What is it?

[Alex]

i'm waiting with bated breath for the answer

[epilogue]

What's your favorite breath bait, Al?

[Alex]

warmness and screams