Abbrruzzeszze wanted by tha police

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PearlJamOnline is reporting that former Pearl Jam drummer Dave Abbruzzese is wanted by Denton County Police. The warrant is listed as going into effect on September 26, 2014 and involves possession of controlled substances.

According to Texas state law, the ‘POSS CS PG 3<28G' charge is 'Possession of a controlled substance from penalty group 3 in an amount under 28 grams.' It is a Class A Misdemeanor, punishment range of up a year in county jail and a $4,000 fine. The second charge is 'POSS CS PG 3<28G,' a 1st Degree Felony in Texas. The punishment range is 5 years - 99 years, or life in prison. The charge is a 'Manufacture Or Delivery of Substance' charge.
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wanted for too many consonants in his name.
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He's sunk himself deep :o
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Why couldn't he have just been the Betterman and said No Way to drugs?
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I was sure this thread title was just a clever way to announce his new job as Stewart Copeland's replacement.
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theplatypus wrote:I was sure this thread title was just a clever way to announce his new job as Stewart Copeland's replacement.
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I wonder if Eddie will make championing his release from prison his new cause.
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Wow. That dude hasn't changed his hair style in 20 years.
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He can't not look like the guy that used to be in Pearl Jam and still get work.
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B wrote:Wow. That dude hasn't changed his hair style in 20 years.
Same facial hair too.
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numbers wrote:I wonder if Eddie will make championing his release from prison his new cause.
he probably narc'ed on him
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This guy is still awesome

Would love to be his cell mate and watch him air cymbal all day
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rick malone wrote:watch him air cymbal all day
Is this a prison euphemism?
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
B wrote:Wow. That dude hasn't changed his hair style in 20 years.
Same facial hair too.
Yeah, he looks like he was put in the vault and released with the Vs/Vitalogy box set
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
rick malone wrote:watch him air cymbal all day
Is this a prison euphemism?
Hit those rototoms.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
B wrote:Wow. That dude hasn't changed his hair style in 20 years.
Same facial hair too.
Yeah, he looks like he was put in the vault and released with the Vs/Vitalogy box set
I think they're gonna remix his ass in prison.
Rangi Guy wrote:So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(
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LetMeSleep wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
rick malone wrote:watch him air cymbal all day
Is this a prison euphemism?
Hit those rototoms.
Gotta have nice wrist action.
Rangi Guy wrote:So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
B wrote:Wow. That dude hasn't changed his hair style in 20 years.
Same facial hair too.
Yeah, he looks like he was put in the vault and released with the Vs/Vitalogy box set
I think they're gonna remix his ass in prison.
with plenty of pump organ
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