Apples

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I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
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Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
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knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
His work here is done.
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Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
His work here is done.
But there are unanswered questions & stuff
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knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
His work here is done.
But there are unanswered questions & stuff
We have to find our own way now.
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Soma is not there
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Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
His work here is done.
But there are unanswered questions & stuff
We have to find our own way now.
well now we're f&*Cked
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Re: Apples

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knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
His work here is done.
But there are unanswered questions & stuff
We have to find our own way now.
well now we're f&*Cked
TELL ME ABOUT IT
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Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
His work here is done.
But there are unanswered questions & stuff
We have to find our own way now.
well now we're f&*Cked
TELL ME ABOUT IT
maybe his work here can begin anew
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Re: Apples

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knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?
His work here is done.
But there are unanswered questions & stuff
We have to find our own way now.
well now we're f&*Cked
TELL ME ABOUT IT
maybe his work here can begin anew
I sure hope so.
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i'm eating yet another apple that i bought from the store
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how terribly interesting, alex
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would it have been more exciting if were on the apples vanguard?
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i'm not evens sure what that means, but i can state unequivocally, yes, i'm quite sure it would have been more exciting regardless.
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hope u enjoyed the apple, alex
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My friend Missie had a dog named Apples and it was a dork and afraid of storms, but she was a real nice dork (for a dog)

Missie never liked the name Apples but figured she would keep it because the shelter said it was her name, so she figured the dog was familiar with the name so the right thing would be to keep it.

So years go by, as they very often do, and it was March of some year. Apples has passed on and Missie driving down the road, picks up an apparently abandoned dog, which she herself names Simon.

By introducing him to her friends (including me) Missie tries to adopt out Simon herself, but Simon is another dork. What a poor, pathetic dork.

Not intending to ever keep the dog, but just to save it from walking down that rainy highway alone, Missie takes the dog Simon to the local pet shelter. A few days later, animal-loving Missie visits the shelter just to see what's going on. Lo and behold, there is Simon, but with his new shelter issued name of Apples.
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What a nice little story.
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I'm posting via an Apple.
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knee tunes wrote:My friend Missie had a dog named Apples and it was a dork and afraid of storms, but she was a real nice dork (for a dog)

Missie never liked the name Apples but figured she would keep it because the shelter said it was her name, so she figured the dog was familiar with the name so the right thing would be to keep it.

So years go by, as they very often do, and it was March of some year. Apples has passed on and Missie driving down the road, picks up an apparently abandoned dog, which she herself names Simon.

By introducing him to her friends (including me) Missie tries to adopt out Simon herself, but Simon is another dork. What a poor, pathetic dork.

Not intending to ever keep the dog, but just to save it from walking down that rainy highway alone, Missie takes the dog Simon to the local pet shelter. A few days later, animal-loving Missie visits the shelter just to see what's going on. Lo and behold, there is Simon, but with his new shelter issued name of Apples.
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you guys aren't going to believe this, but i'm eating a third apple from that bag of apples that i bought at the store over the weekend
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