Division Finals: Severed Hand vs. Parachutes

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Severed Hand vs. Parachutes

Severed Hand
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Re: Division Finals: Severed Hand vs. Parachutes

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Parachutes is a lovely song.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:Parachutes is a lovely song.
Yeah, yeah...
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I've never enjoyed Parachutes.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I've never enjoyed Parachutes.
Is that because you have a black heart and ice running through your veins?
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darth_vedder wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I've never enjoyed Parachutes.
Is that because you have a black heart and ice running through your veins?
You really get me. :luv:
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Re: Division Finals: Severed Hand vs. Parachutes

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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I've never enjoyed Parachutes.
I used to hate it. I don't anymore, but it'll never be a favorite of mine.
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Re: Division Finals: Severed Hand vs. Parachutes

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I forget, is Parachutes one of the ones Stone wrote the lyrics to?
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durdencommatyler wrote:I forget, is Parachutes one of the ones Stone wrote the lyrics to?
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I think Stone wrote the music and Ed wrote the words
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I don't have the liner notes in front of me. But Wikipedia credits only Gossard for the song. Whatever. I was just gonna say I love the style of the song so much because it's Stone's aesthetic.
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a good question to ask yourself is "are there wave references?" if so, it is Ed.
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durdencommatyler wrote:I don't have the liner notes in front of me. But Wikipedia credits only Gossard for the song. Whatever. I was just gonna say I love the style of the song so much because it's Stone's aesthetic.
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Note: "all lyrics by Vedder, except where noted". Stone is only credited in the music column.

I like these lyrics. They go well with the song.
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theplatypus wrote:Image

Note: "all lyrics by Vedder, except where noted". Stone is only credited in the music column.

I like these lyrics. They go well with the song.
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LetMeSleep wrote:I hope to say this again and again. And I have absolutely no problem with Parachutes being the pinnacle of PRAMG.

Parachutes is a thing of beauty.
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Re: Division Finals: Severed Hand vs. Parachutes

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What the HELL!!!???!!

PARACHUTES
-That stupid umbrella toteing my pony bumble bobbling sparkly giltterly shooting-star lovey-dove brown rotton cotton candy piece of fluffy turn muffin song. "parachutes"


I get this mental image of the penguin (Burgess Meredith) smoking a cigarette holding his umbrella as a parachute floating down through a nite sky to the earth slowly- when his umbrella suddenly turns inside out and he busts his ass thanks to a well aimed Batarang.


To quote Q (ST: TNG) "You obtuse piece of flotsam!"


vs. SEVERED HAND

The mighty blood soaked sword that is "severed hand"! Awesome riffs charge up over and over and butt up against each other in a fun happy angry rocker- perfect for the SG duck walk head bob, punctuated a blow your old front left car speakers out ear piercing, spine tingling, Mike McCready (brown and tan?) guitar solo organ squeel! So loud it hurts your spine. So enjoyable.

The song that my buddy (codenamed "StoneyG") called, back in 2005, "Porch 2: Recycled Riffs"

Seriously, Severed Hand is a very enjoyable raw rockin song. Parachutes plods and sings about some love bullshit stuff "What a different life I would have If I hadn't found this love with you" (or something to that effect is the line that punctuated the awfulness of this song. In this bear's opinion. Really out of place right in the middle of the avocado- cruising along at warp 5 to 1/4 impulse power in 0.02 seconds thanks to Parachutes.

From now on nobody is allowed to vote for Parachutes.
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You rube.
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durdencommatyler wrote:I don't have the liner notes in front of me. But Wikipedia credits only Gossard for the song. Whatever. I was just gonna say I love the style of the song so much because it's Stone's aesthetic.
You ALWAYS have the liner notes in front of you!! http://www.theskyiscrape.com/p/blog-page.html

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Re: Division Finals: Severed Hand vs. Parachutes

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Thanks, B!

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