Foods you actually like that come from the can

[LoathedVermin72]

Pringles.

have you had the sweet-flavored pringles? they're weird

I have not. I pretty much stick to Original or BBQ when it comes to Pringles.

surely you must acknowledge that pizza is a superior pringles flavor

Surely, I do. But I tend to stick to Original or BBQ when it comes to Pringles.

one day we will meet in the next life, my friend

Heaven is a bed of Pringles and bottomless Arnold Palmers.

i feel like pantsless arnold palmer clones populating your version of heaven says a lot about you

Do you mean, like, behind my back?

people are talking

[epilogue]

Pringles.

have you had the sweet-flavored pringles? they're weird

I have not. I pretty much stick to Original or BBQ when it comes to Pringles.

surely you must acknowledge that pizza is a superior pringles flavor

Surely, I do. But I tend to stick to Original or BBQ when it comes to Pringles.

one day we will meet in the next life, my friend

Heaven is a bed of Pringles and bottomless Arnold Palmers.

i feel like pantsless arnold palmer clones populating your version of heaven says a lot about you

Do you mean, like, behind my back?

people are talking

After everything I've done for man!

[Chris_H_2]

suddenly this thread seems full of possibilities

someone had to pick up the slack after ruddo dropped the ball

[tommymtcom]

has anyone said Corned beef yet?

Disgusting, but delicious

[CopperTom]

Oscar Meyer once sold canned hot dogs. I learned that at the History of Chicago Museum.

[epilogue]

Oscar Meyer once sold canned hot dogs. I learned that at the History of Chicago Museum.

Chicago-style, my ass.

[BurtReynolds]

I didn't like the anti-canned asparagus rhetoric I heard a few days ago. I like that mushy shit.

[epilogue]

I didn't like the anti-canned asparagus rhetoric I heard a few days ago. I like that mushy shit.

oh heavens no

[Kaius]

Asparagus should make that little clicky-crunchy sound when biting. There should be no mush.

[Norah]

that little clicky-crunchy sound

You mean a crunch?

[epilogue]

that little clicky-crunchy sound

You mean a crunch?

I laughed like an asshole.

[Kaius]

that little clicky-crunchy sound

You mean a crunch?

I laughed like an asshole.

Well, it's not like a dry cereal crunch. Maybe it's more of a snap.

[BurtReynolds]

I like all my vegetables mushy and crunchyclicksnapless.

[Norah]

Vegetables should be crisp. Always err on the side of under cooking them for this very purpose.

[epilogue]

I like all my vegetables mushy and crunchyclicksnapless.

They're way harder to lug around in your pockets that way, though.

[doug rr]

asparagus should squeak

[BurtReynolds]

I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

[Kaius]

Are you ready to differentiate between a crunch and the sound properly prepared asparagus make, chud?

[Kaius]

I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

[BurtReynolds]

I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.