The Home Improvement Thread

[Strat]

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."

Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."

Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?

i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?

[E.H. Ruddock]

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."

Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."

Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?

i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?

Help me.

[E.H. Ruddock]

so much rage

what?

[Strat]

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."

Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."

Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?

i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?

Help me.

This really hasn't been a very welcoming return home, to say the least.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."

Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."

Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?

i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?

Help me.

This really hasn't been a very welcoming return home, to say the least.

dude, calm down. I was just countering your argument that home-ownership isn't worth it.

Man, the guy who rents and goes to Italy makes a remark and it is ok

the old guy who owns a home says something in defense and it is all "RAGE, JERKFACE, RUDDO, SHUT UP"

[E.H. Ruddock]

also welcome home

[doug rr]

hey ruddo

[Strat]

yea but i quoted a mitch hedberg joke. Come here you big sexy pants you!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is uncomfortable

[doug rr]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

[E.H. Ruddock]

hey doug

[E.H. Ruddock]

yea but i quoted a mitch hedberg joke. Come here you big sexy pants you!

yes but i knew your intentions

[Strat]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

pming with Lenny
everything else

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me

[E.H. Ruddock]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me

I've never been angry, lenny.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

pming with Lenny
everything else

we've literally never pm'd

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

pming with Lenny
everything else

we've literally never pm'd

actually i have no idea if we have or haven't

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me

I've never been angry, lenny.

yeah and i've never cried

[E.H. Ruddock]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me

I've never been angry, lenny.

yeah and i've never cried

I don't know what to tell you. Very few people on this earth have seen me angry. Only two of them can talk about it.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

this is uncomfortable

rank situations that make you uncomfortable

1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me

I've never been angry, lenny.

yeah and i've never cried

I don't know what to tell you. Very few people on this earth have seen me angry. Only two of them can talk about it.

because you killed the rest?