The Home Improvement Thread

[Kaius]

You're very defensive about your anger issues, Ruddolph.

ok

Listen, I'm on your side, pal. I just want to help.

cool

Tell me all of your secrets.

I woke up in a casino hotel in Slovenia once and to this day have no idea how I got there.

Have you ever heard of Operation Treadstone?

[spike]

You're very defensive about your anger issues, Ruddolph.

ok

Listen, I'm on your side, pal. I just want to help.

cool

Tell me all of your secrets.

I woke up in a casino hotel in Slovenia once and to this day have no idea how I got there.

and you were missing a kidney

[doug rr]

i christened the new shower with a beer and peed in it

[E.H. Ruddock]

You're very defensive about your anger issues, Ruddolph.

ok

Listen, I'm on your side, pal. I just want to help.

cool

Tell me all of your secrets.

I woke up in a casino hotel in Slovenia once and to this day have no idea how I got there.

and you were missing a kidney

No but the next morning some irish girl recognized me and talked to me and I didn't remember her either

[Sgt. Crackpot]

You're very defensive about your anger issues, Ruddolph.

ok

Listen, I'm on your side, pal. I just want to help.

cool

Tell me all of your secrets.

I woke up in a casino hotel in Slovenia once and to this day have no idea how I got there.

and you were missing a kidney

No but the next morning some irish girl recognized me and talked to me and I didn't remember her either

That wasn't an Irish girl, that was me. Man, you were really wasted.

[E.H. Ruddock]

You're very defensive about your anger issues, Ruddolph.

ok

Listen, I'm on your side, pal. I just want to help.

cool

Tell me all of your secrets.

I woke up in a casino hotel in Slovenia once and to this day have no idea how I got there.

and you were missing a kidney

No but the next morning some irish girl recognized me and talked to me and I didn't remember her either

That wasn't an Irish girl, that was me. Man, you were really wasted.

All those funny accents sound the same

[Dev]

My door handle isn't working properly. Guess I better contact the landlord.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Or you could save time and you know, try a screwdriver

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Be careful, use the wrong screwdriver and the door handle might explode.

[Kaius]

You shouldn't take any unnecessary risks, Dev.

[Dev]

I think the door handle just needs to be replaced, but it's impossible to tell really, because I'm not willing to take any unnecessary risks.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

will you fix my house, kaius?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I've been hoarding a lot of newspapers lately. Would you like some new wallpaper, lenny?

[Kaius]

Yes lenny. I will put it in my agenda book.

If I get too busy, will a 1:30 scale model suffice?

[Dev]

The biggest home improvement I've ever done was putting myself in various homes.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I've been hoarding a lot of newspapers lately. Would you like some new wallpaper, lenny?

after i f'd up painting a room a few weeks ago i have been heavily considering using your newspapers for wallpaper

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Yes lenny. I will put it in my agenda book.

If I get too busy, will a 1:30 scale model suffice?

what is this? a model for ants?

[Kaius]

Lol no silly. They're mostly for collectors and little rich kids.

[spike]

The biggest home improvement I've ever done was putting myself in various homes.

[Self]

My lawn needs a complete overhaul and I don't wanna do it. We spend so much time in the back yard that it'd be like closing down the park for the summer. Maybe in the fall.