Microwave Cooking with Joey

[doug rr]

screw both of you. i have a longer highlight reel of lions' collapses/heart-breaking losses than of both of your teams combined.

i think joey hates me now

[epilogue]

So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Does your microwave tend to run hot, tommy?

Of course it does. How else would it cook anything?

But... HOW hot will determine how long you should cook something, of course. My microwave at home runs about the way I think a microwave should. The old one at work runs too hot. So what would be nicely reheated at 35 seconds on the one at home, only needs 15 at work. Of course, now we have new one at work that runs too cool. So I need to add at least 20 seconds to everything.

You see how yours is a complicated question, thomas?

[epilogue]

screw both of you. i have a longer highlight reel of lions' collapses/heart-breaking losses than of both of your teams combined.

i think joey hates me now

I could never hate you. But I'm gonna need a minute.

[epilogue]

screw both of you. i have a longer highlight reel of lions' collapses/heart-breaking losses than of both of your teams combined.

Alright, yeah. That's fair.

[darth_vedder]

Joey, what happens if I put gummi bears in the microwave?

[tommymtcom]

So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Does your microwave tend to run hot, tommy?

Of course it does. How else would it cook anything?

But... HOW hot will determine how long you should cook something, of course. My microwave at home runs about the way I think a microwave should. The old one at work runs too hot. So what would be nicely reheated at 35 seconds on the one at home, only needs 15 at work. Of course, now we have new one at work that runs too cool. So I need to add at least 20 seconds to everything.

You see how yours is a complicated question, thomas?

Mine runs pretty normal, I think.

[epilogue]

Joey, what happens if I put gummi bears in the microwave?

You make a really colorful mess.

[epilogue]

So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Does your microwave tend to run hot, tommy?

Of course it does. How else would it cook anything?

But... HOW hot will determine how long you should cook something, of course. My microwave at home runs about the way I think a microwave should. The old one at work runs too hot. So what would be nicely reheated at 35 seconds on the one at home, only needs 15 at work. Of course, now we have new one at work that runs too cool. So I need to add at least 20 seconds to everything.

You see how yours is a complicated question, thomas?

Mine runs pretty normal, I think.

Ah.

Then minute and a half. Remove for 30 seconds. Then another minute and a half. Remove for 20 seconds. Then one minute.

WAIT! how big is the pot pie?

[EJ]

ever make a brownie, in a mug, in a microwave?

[epilogue]

ever make a brownie, in a mug, in a microwave?

My wife does that from time to time, yeah.

[Chris_H_2]

go on . . .

[tommymtcom]

You ever microwaved a living creature, Joey?

[epilogue]

JESUS FUCK NO TOMMY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

[tommymtcom]

JESUS FUCK NO TOMMY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Ok.

[Norah]

So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Is it already cooked and you're just heating it through? If so, I'd go with the Sensor Reheat option,

[tommymtcom]

So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Is it already cooked and you're just heating it through? If so, I'd go with the Sensor Reheat option,

I don't fuck around with the automatic options on my microwave, Chud.

[Norah]

So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Is it already cooked and you're just heating it through? If so, I'd go with the Sensor Reheat option,

I don't fuck around with the automatic options on my microwave, Chud.

Trust in your technology.

[BurtReynolds]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Now I suppose everyone gets their own thread about microwaving.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm gonna start a yoga thread.

[spike]

one time, i microwaved an arby's roast beef in the foil wrap