Jurassic World

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat June 13, 2015 8:35 pm

Simple Torture wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:You know what else really bothered me? The odd heel turn of Dr. Henry Wu.
Totally "sequel set-up."

Jurassic Park V: Dinos in the Hood

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat June 13, 2015 8:38 pm

You know what else really bothered me? That the filmmakers chose to spend a bunch of time with two annoying kids when B.D. fucking Wong is in their movie.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat June 13, 2015 8:44 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:You know what else really bothered me? That the filmmakers chose to spend a bunch of time with two annoying kids when B.D. fucking Wong is in their movie.

I was so relieved when that kid jumped in the water and just for a moment we didnt have to see his awful hair for a minute

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Sat June 13, 2015 8:46 pm

You guys are making me excited for this movie.

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat June 13, 2015 8:46 pm

@SkitchP wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:You know what else really bothered me? That the filmmakers chose to spend a bunch of time with two annoying kids when B.D. fucking Wong is in their movie.

I was so relieved when that kid jumped in the water and just for a moment we didnt have to see his awful hair for a minute

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Sat June 13, 2015 8:47 pm

Nothing really "bothered" me about this movie except that, for the 4th movie in a row, people can outrun dinosaurs when it's convenient.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat June 13, 2015 8:51 pm

So there wasn't a Spinosaurus in the park. It's not like they had exhausted the list of Giant Ass Scary As Fuck Dinosaurs, so why in the hell did they make one up?

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:00 pm

These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:03 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.

I dont know, the whole motivation for the creation of the "villain" is flawed. It's a pretty big problem.

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:05 pm

@SkitchP wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.
I dont know, the whole motivation for the creation of the "villain" is flawed. It's a pretty big problem.

Sure, but I'd say it's secondary to the movie having no understanding of pacing, shot construction, character devlopment, visual awe, how special effects should implemented, etc. God this movie was a mess.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:12 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:These are far from the biggest problems with this movie, guys.
I dont know, the whole motivation for the creation of the "villain" is flawed. It's a pretty big problem.
Sure, but I'd say it's secondary to the movie having no understanding of pacing, shot construction, character devlopment, visual awe, how special effects should implemented, etc. God this movie was a mess.

It really was so bad on every level, except the aforementioned Mr. DNA.

red calzolaio · Post by **red calzolaio** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:23 pm

character development lol.

there was plenty of character development in the way of the new dinosaur, optimus T-rex.

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:27 pm

Were there any dinosaurs in this that weren't CGI? Besides various body parts (i.e., the raptor heads and the dying brontosaurus).

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:29 pm

red calzolaio wrote:character development lol.

there was plenty of character development in the way of the new dinosaur, optimus T-rex.

Don't be dumb. There was plenty of well-done character development in both of Spielberg's films. Let's not act like what makes the first movie a classic is just that it had dinosaurs and special effects - it was expertly crafted blockbuster entertainment. Yes, that involves character development.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:41 pm

do you think you are better than this movie, LV?

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:43 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:do you think you are better than this movie, LV?

don't start with me

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sat June 13, 2015 9:56 pm

harrumph!

Rangi Guy · Post by **Rangi Guy** » Sat June 13, 2015 10:07 pm

I enjoyed this. There's so much you could pull apart in this movie if you wanted to, but it's just a dumb Hollywood movie and at its essence was fun!

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Sun June 14, 2015 12:31 am

Rangi Guy wrote:I enjoyed this. There's so much you could pull apart in this movie if you wanted to, but it's just a dumb Hollywood movie and at its essence was fun!

This. It succeeded in that
Also LV loves black hat.

Post by **Mecca** » Sun June 14, 2015 1:32 am

@SkitchP wrote:The good

Spoiler: show
1. Mr. DNA
2. The ruins of the original center
3. Bryce Dallas Howard is cuter than I thought

The bad
Spoiler: show
literally everything else

BDH is the best thing to come from Ron Howard since Rebel Alley Howard

Red Mosquito

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