Jurassic World

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:07 am

Rangi Guy wrote:it's just a dumb Hollywood movie

If the built in audience for sci-fi movies is sci-fi fans, and the built in audience for horror movies is horror fans, then the built in audience for dumb Hollywood must be...

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:33 am

McParadigm wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:it's just a dumb Hollywood movie
If the built in audience for sci-fi movies is sci-fi fans, and the built in audience for horror movies is horror fans, then the built in audience for dumb Hollywood must be...

we get it, you're better than everyone else.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:35 am

Kaius wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:It's looks bad, but I lost hope for this franchise after the third one.
I had hope after the third one because I thought they weren't making any more.

the dude on the ladder is the best one

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:37 am

96583UP wrote:
Kaius wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:It's looks bad, but I lost hope for this franchise after the third one.
I had hope after the third one because I thought they weren't making any more.

the dude on the ladder is the best one

cameraman ftw

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:38 am

If I made a dumb blockbuster i'd dispense with story altogether. No love interest, no comic relief, no subtext, none of that shit. It would just be wall to wall dinosaurs eating zombies, plus whatever nudity and cursing I could cram in a PG13 movie. Everything else is not only unnecessary, but actively detracts from the movie's dumbness.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:39 am

The guy behind the ladder

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:40 am

BurtReynolds wrote:If I made a dumb blockbuster i'd dispense with story altogether. No love interest, no comic relief, no subtext, none of that shit. It would just be wall to wall dinosaurs eating zombies, plus whatever nudity and cursing I could cram in a PG13 movie. Everything else is not only unnecessary, but actively detracts from the movie's dumbness.

this is known as the B movie genre. you're late to the party.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:41 am

Guy with the boom mic.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:41 am

yeah the dude behind the ladder is pretty great

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:41 am

Guy with the clipboard.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:42 am

Guy at the monitor.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:42 am

We're just listing them, right?

Post by **96583UP** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:43 am

guy in the orange hat is growing on me

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:43 am

hang on to your butts

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:45 am

is the first guy turk from scrubs or not?

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:45 am

spike wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:If I made a dumb blockbuster i'd dispense with story altogether. No love interest, no comic relief, no subtext, none of that shit. It would just be wall to wall dinosaurs eating zombies, plus whatever nudity and cursing I could cram in a PG13 movie. Everything else is not only unnecessary, but actively detracts from the movie's dumbness.
this is known as the B movie genre. you're late to the party.

B movies look like shit and are usually crammed with filler because of budget. If you have 200 million to blow, make an 80 minute special effects extravaganza and stfu about heroes and villains and plot and stupid shit like that.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:47 am

What is that gif even from?

lennytheweedwhacker · Sun June 14, 2015 2:48 am

spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Kaius wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:It's looks bad, but I lost hope for this franchise after the third one.
I had hope after the third one because I thought they weren't making any more.

the dude on the ladder is the best one
cameraman ftw

agreed

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:51 am

BurtReynolds wrote:
spike wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:If I made a dumb blockbuster i'd dispense with story altogether. No love interest, no comic relief, no subtext, none of that shit. It would just be wall to wall dinosaurs eating zombies, plus whatever nudity and cursing I could cram in a PG13 movie. Everything else is not only unnecessary, but actively detracts from the movie's dumbness.
this is known as the B movie genre. you're late to the party.
B movies look like shit and are usually crammed with filler because of budget. If you have 200 million to blow, make an 80 minute special effects extravaganza and stfu about heroes and villains and plot and stupid shit like that.

transformers then

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sun June 14, 2015 2:52 am

spike wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:If I made a dumb blockbuster i'd dispense with story altogether. No love interest, no comic relief, no subtext, none of that shit. It would just be wall to wall dinosaurs eating zombies, plus whatever nudity and cursing I could cram in a PG13 movie. Everything else is not only unnecessary, but actively detracts from the movie's dumbness.
this is known as the B movie genre. you're late to the party.

At first I thought you were referring to a genre of movies that B likes

Red Mosquito

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