I will pay for McP's ticket to Transformers

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:25 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:Poor Ruddock.
I need to rebound strongly from this otherwise it will reflect in next week's power rankings, huh?
I smell an opening.

This weekend I'm going to review McP's non-review.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Tue October 07, 2014 3:35 pm

But yes, it was that bad idea guess.

In some ways the review became too big, too important. It could never have lived up to its own pre-assigned legend. That legend was beyond any of us.

Anyway, I can't imagine how to finish a work that births from a notebook page filled with such scrawlings as:

We loved the stories, so we built the device. Now we love the device, and the stories are become worthless.

So farewell, Transformers thread. I leave you now with more of the words of Anne Waldman, knowing that you and you alone will understand what they mean....what they have always meant.

Art begins with a lie
The separation is you plus me plus what we make
Look into lightbulb, blink, sun’s in your eye

How to fuel the world, then die
Distance yourself from artfulness
How? Art begins with a lie

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon June 15, 2015 7:34 pm

This is now on Netflix.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Wed June 17, 2015 7:39 am

oh boy!

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Wed June 17, 2015 2:51 pm

In the light of a movie about a dinosaur whisperer and his team of cartoon pets doing battle with an evil genius monster, the Transformers movies seem measurably less moronic.

Post by B » Wed June 17, 2015 2:57 pm

Oh man, wait until the Bumblebee spin off hits theaters. It's gonna save this franchise!

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed June 17, 2015 3:06 pm

McParadigm wrote:In the light of a movie about a dinosaur whisperer and his team of cartoon pets doing battle with an evil genius monster, the Transformers movies seem measurably less moronic.

Let the healing begin.

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Wed June 17, 2015 7:39 pm

B wrote:Oh man, wait until the Bumblebee spin off hits theaters. It's gonna save this franchise!

Is this a real thing?

Post by B » Thu June 18, 2015 1:32 am

CopperTom wrote:
B wrote:Oh man, wait until the Bumblebee spin off hits theaters. It's gonna save this franchise!
Is this a real thing?

Oh yeah, baby. They're going all "cinematic universe" on this shit.

Rangi Guy · Post by **Rangi Guy** » Thu June 18, 2015 1:38 am

Michael Bay's 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' has been declared as the highest grossing film of 2014. It is now a big question whether Bay will also be directing the upcoming Transformers 5 or whether another hand will take care of the movie.

http://www.realtytoday.com/articles/162 ... -movie.htm

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Thu June 18, 2015 1:53 am

Please, for the love of shit, Mikey - stop directing these so I can stop watching. They're a waste of your talents.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Thu June 18, 2015 2:18 am

Well, nothing can be worse than the last one so there's that. Unless he plans on making it 4 hours long

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Thu June 18, 2015 2:19 am

I'd like a Gobots crossover please

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Thu June 18, 2015 2:22 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I'd like a Gobots crossover please

Yeah, they've gotta reach out the demographic of "kids whose parents didn't actually love them."

Rangi Guy · Post by **Rangi Guy** » Thu June 18, 2015 2:37 am

I still haven't seen this - is it worth avoiding?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Thu June 18, 2015 2:40 am

Rangi Guy wrote:I still haven't seen this - is it worth avoiding?

It's a quick movie. Just give it a start on Netflix

Post by **epilogue** » Thu June 18, 2015 6:21 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Please, for the love of shit, Mikey - stop directing these so I can stop watching. They're a waste of your talents.

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Thu June 18, 2015 7:48 pm

durdencommatyler wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Please, for the love of shit, Mikey - stop directing these so I can stop watching. They're a waste of your talents.

His talents are best suited for this. Aren't they?

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Thu June 18, 2015 7:51 pm

CopperTom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Please, for the love of shit, Mikey - stop directing these so I can stop watching. They're a waste of your talents.

His talents are best suited for this. Aren't they?

Absolutely not. His talents are best-suited for stuff like the Bad Boys series, The Rock, and Pain & Gain. R ratings. Grounded action. No more giant robots.

Post by **epilogue** » Thu June 18, 2015 7:51 pm

Stop using the word talent in association with Michael Bay, please.

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