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I'm all for stand alone SW movies. I think Rogue One will be the darker movie all of us 30-something SW nerds have been craving since ROTJ (granted ROTS was pretty dark). However the franchise needs to offset that darkness with a kiddie SW every once and a while to keep generations of Pod-race-loving kids on the bandwagon.
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Simple Torture wrote:"I've got a...a...I've got a...feeling about this? Hmm....I've got a...good feeling about this? No, no, that won't do..." -Young Han Solo
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:"I've got a...a...I've got a...feeling about this? Hmm....I've got a...good feeling about this? No, no, that won't do..." -Young Han Solo
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Perhaps Chris Pratt would be apropos then....
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:I'm on the fence about this idea, and of course I'll have to reserve judgment until the movie is released. But part of me can't help thinking that this is just another prequel and that I really don't care how the characters got to where they are. Give me new characters and new adventures, damnit!
Same.

I'll give a fair chance, but I'm not very excited about this right now.
if it's a good movie I'll enjoy it, but this definitely felt like a story that didn't need to be told
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unless they made this about an 8 year old han solo. Everyone loves movies about little kids
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I'd rather see Mel Gibson do an all Wookie movie filmed entirely in the Wookie language.
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I don't like preboots
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durdencommatyler wrote:I'd rather see Mel Gibson do an all Wookie movie filmed entirely in the Wookie language.
will he be playing an 8 year old wookie?
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durdencommatyler wrote:I'd rather see Mel Gibson do an all Wookie movie filmed entirely in the Wookie language.
will he be playing an 8 year old wookie?
Chewbaca will be 8, yes. But he'll look exactly the same. The villain will be an evil explorer named Dr. McParadigm.
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storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.

I have no desire to learn about any of those characters above.
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Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.

I have no desire to learn about any of those characters above.
you just don't like star wars, do you?
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I'd like to see a story about how Rebo set up his band.

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer
Princess Leia deflowering


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.
That last one sounds good!
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.

I have no desire to learn about any of those characters above.
you just don't like star wars, do you?
Of those listed above I think a Darth Maul would be the best and/or most interesting to me. I do not, however, have any interest in a young Yoda movie. The others, whatever.
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B wrote:I'd like to see a story about how Rebo set up his band.

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Not sure if you're joking, but I agree. I'd rather see that movie than a Han Solo stand alone film.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.

I have no desire to learn about any of those characters above.
you just don't like star wars, do you?

I love Star Wars so fucking much and thats why the idea of a young yoda and lando do nothing for me. Also general grievous was stupid.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.

I have no desire to learn about any of those characters above.
you just don't like star wars, do you?
Of those listed above I think a Darth Maul would be the best and/or most interesting to me. I do not, however, have any interest in a young Yoda movie. The others, whatever.
A "Rise of the Sith" type movie would be far more interesting. Have it end with Palpatine becoming the new apprentice or something like that (basically what Episode 1 should have been).
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Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:storylines I'd like to see before a Han Solo movie:

General Grievous
(young) Yoda
Darth Maul
Lando Calrissian
a random moisture farmer


I am happy about the Boba Fett one, though, as they say it includes other various bounty hunters. Hope to see some Greedo or Bossk in there.

I have no desire to learn about any of those characters above.
you just don't like star wars, do you?

I love Star Wars so fucking much and thats why the idea of a young yoda and lando do nothing for me. Also general grievous was stupid.
He was the ONLY cool thing about that movie.
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