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eventually all movies will be merged into one franchise
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic MultiUniverse
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All studios will become one monopolistic conglomerate who creates a franchise that incorporates all the highest grossing films of all time. The story will be that Caribbean pirates are trying to plunder the wreck of the Titanic in the oceans of Pandora. The Avengers, with the help of Vin Diesel and The Rock, attempt to stop them, but an interdimensional vortex opens up and transports them to the Jurassic period, where they must fight dinosaurs. But then they find out that it's actually a post-apocalyptic future after Batman and Superman destroyed the world and a nuclear holocaust created Godzilla, so they recruit James Bond, Aragorn, and Han Solo to fight him, but it turns out he is actually a transformer serving the will of Voldemort. So the vortex rips open and they are all flung across the galaxy to the transformers' homeworld, which is populated by toys. Luckily, the Guardians of the Galaxy were caught up in the vortex along the way, and know to seek the help of Woody and Buzz. Together, they defeat Voldemort and transformer Godzilla. But a sequel is set up when they all realize they forgot Nemo in the Pandoran sea.
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Shut up
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My childhood fan fiction is better.
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CopperTom wrote:My childhood fan fiction is better.
Pitch it, sell it
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theplatypus wrote:
CopperTom wrote:My childhood fan fiction is better.
Pitch it, sell it
I RM'd it already.
emanon wrote:I think I either need to drink less to become more alert, or more so as not to care.
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I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good
what if that's what the producers told you about Jurassic World?
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Mecca wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good
what if that's what the producers told you about Jurassic World?
I guess I wouldn't really be surprised
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I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble
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stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble
Go see minions instead
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble
Go see anything instead
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stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Stay home and watch blackhat.
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Strat wrote:
stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble
Stay home and watch blackhat.
Yeah!
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic Galaxy
My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.
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McParadigm wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic Galaxy
My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.

Normally your words seem so carefully chosen. The inclusion of the word "but" here baffles me.
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McParadigm wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic Galaxy
My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.
That would be better than Jurassic World and the last Transformers and you know it, McP.
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Sure. So "My son had an idea like LV had...but good."
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:All studios will become one monopolistic conglomerate who creates a franchise that incorporates all the highest grossing films of all time. The story will be that Caribbean pirates are trying to plunder the wreck of the Titanic in the oceans of Pandora. The Avengers, with the help of Vin Diesel and The Rock, attempt to stop them, but an interdimensional vortex opens up and transports them to the Jurassic period, where they must fight dinosaurs. But then they find out that it's actually a post-apocalyptic future after Batman and Superman destroyed the world and a nuclear holocaust created Godzilla, so they recruit James Bond, Aragorn, and Han Solo to fight him, but it turns out he is actually a transformer serving the will of Voldemort. So the vortex rips open and they are all flung across the galaxy to the transformers' homeworld, which is populated by toys. Luckily, the Guardians of the Galaxy were caught up in the vortex along the way, and know to seek the help of Woody and Buzz. Together, they defeat Voldemort and transformer Godzilla. But a sequel is set up when they all realize they forgot Nemo in the Pandoran sea.
This kind of reminds me of Kingdom Hearts.
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