Jurassic World

[LoathedVermin72]

eventually all movies will be merged into one franchise

[nyquillyn]

Jurassic MultiUniverse

[LoathedVermin72]

All studios will become one monopolistic conglomerate who creates a franchise that incorporates all the highest grossing films of all time. The story will be that Caribbean pirates are trying to plunder the wreck of the Titanic in the oceans of Pandora. The Avengers, with the help of Vin Diesel and The Rock, attempt to stop them, but an interdimensional vortex opens up and transports them to the Jurassic period, where they must fight dinosaurs. But then they find out that it's actually a post-apocalyptic future after Batman and Superman destroyed the world and a nuclear holocaust created Godzilla, so they recruit James Bond, Aragorn, and Han Solo to fight him, but it turns out he is actually a transformer serving the will of Voldemort. So the vortex rips open and they are all flung across the galaxy to the transformers' homeworld, which is populated by toys. Luckily, the Guardians of the Galaxy were caught up in the vortex along the way, and know to seek the help of Woody and Buzz. Together, they defeat Voldemort and transformer Godzilla. But a sequel is set up when they all realize they forgot Nemo in the Pandoran sea.

[Jorge]

Shut up

[CopperTom]

My childhood fan fiction is better.

[Jorge]

My childhood fan fiction is better.

Pitch it, sell it

[CopperTom]

My childhood fan fiction is better.

Pitch it, sell it

I RM'd it already.

[LoathedVermin72]

I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good

[Mecca]

I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good

what if that's what the producers told you about Jurassic World?

[LoathedVermin72]

I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good

what if that's what the producers told you about Jurassic World?

I guess I wouldn't really be surprised

[stip]

I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

[E.H. Ruddock]

I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Go see minions instead

[LoathedVermin72]

I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Go see anything instead

[Strat]

I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Stay home and watch blackhat.

[LoathedVermin72]

I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Stay home and watch blackhat.

Yeah!

[McParadigm]

Jurassic Galaxy

My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.

[@SkitchP]

Jurassic Galaxy

My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.

Normally your words seem so carefully chosen. The inclusion of the word "but" here baffles me.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Jurassic Galaxy

My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.

That would be better than Jurassic World and the last Transformers and you know it, McP.

[McParadigm]

Sure. So "My son had an idea like LV had...but good."

[The Argonaut]

All studios will become one monopolistic conglomerate who creates a franchise that incorporates all the highest grossing films of all time. The story will be that Caribbean pirates are trying to plunder the wreck of the Titanic in the oceans of Pandora. The Avengers, with the help of Vin Diesel and The Rock, attempt to stop them, but an interdimensional vortex opens up and transports them to the Jurassic period, where they must fight dinosaurs. But then they find out that it's actually a post-apocalyptic future after Batman and Superman destroyed the world and a nuclear holocaust created Godzilla, so they recruit James Bond, Aragorn, and Han Solo to fight him, but it turns out he is actually a transformer serving the will of Voldemort. So the vortex rips open and they are all flung across the galaxy to the transformers' homeworld, which is populated by toys. Luckily, the Guardians of the Galaxy were caught up in the vortex along the way, and know to seek the help of Woody and Buzz. Together, they defeat Voldemort and transformer Godzilla. But a sequel is set up when they all realize they forgot Nemo in the Pandoran sea.

This kind of reminds me of Kingdom Hearts.