Who would win in a fight?

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Smaug or Darth Vader--Who Wins?

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Who would win in a fight?

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Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
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i went with smaug
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Adam Sandler would use his powers as a former '80s arcade game champion to defeat them both.
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I hate this thread so much.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:I hate this thread so much.
Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to the dark side.

So, is that a vote for Vader?
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stip wrote:Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
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i went with smaug
You're a smart guy, but that's stupid. Vader would force choke the shit out of Smaug.

Who would win in a fight? Chud or Dimitri from the Pit?
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Burt vs Hope Solo
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Kaius wrote:Burt vs Hope Solo
Physically or verbally?
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daft twat wrote:
Kaius wrote:Burt vs Hope Solo
Physically or verbally?
Fisticuffs. To the death.
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Chud vs this thread.

Chud doesn't stand a chance.
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Kaius wrote:
daft twat wrote:
Kaius wrote:Burt vs Hope Solo
Physically or verbally?
Fisticuffs. To the death.
In a laugher
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she is scary
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LetMeSleep wrote:Chud vs this thread.

Chud doesn't stand a chance.
show me a hero
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What a weird thread
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a shark or a bear?
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cutuphalfdead wrote:a shark or a bear?
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That's one ugly hippo.
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daft twat wrote:
stip wrote:Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
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i went with smaug
You're a smart guy, but that's stupid. Vader would force choke the shit out of Smaug.

That's the point my friend made, but could he do that to someone that big? His throat is larger than a person. And smaug flies and can breathe fire from far away. If Vader could choke him wouldn't he burn before that?

I remain unconvinced. I'd like to hear from Bada and Dime on this question.
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This is important. Let's try to stay on target.
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stip wrote:
daft twat wrote:
stip wrote:Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
Spoiler: show
i went with smaug
You're a smart guy, but that's stupid. Vader would force choke the shit out of Smaug.

That's the point my friend made, but could he do that to someone that big? His throat is larger than a person. And smaug flies and can breathe fire from far away. If Vader could choke him wouldn't he burn before that?

I remain unconvinced. I'd like to hear from Bada and Dime on this question.
Horse shit! I've got this:
1) Something that big? Yoda lifted Luke's X-wing out of the Dagobah swamp. Size matters not. That shit is basic.
2) When Admiral Ozzel came out of light speed too early, Vader choked him through fucking FaceTime. He's not going to need to get close to Smaug.
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