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Who would win in a fight?
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Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
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Re: Who would win in a fight?
Adam Sandler would use his powers as a former '80s arcade game champion to defeat them both.
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I hate this thread so much.
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Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to the dark side.cutuphalfdead wrote:I hate this thread so much.
So, is that a vote for Vader?
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You're a smart guy, but that's stupid. Vader would force choke the shit out of Smaug.stip wrote:Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
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Who would win in a fight? Chud or Dimitri from the Pit?
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Burt vs Hope Solo
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Physically or verbally?Kaius wrote:Burt vs Hope Solo
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Fisticuffs. To the death.daft twat wrote:Physically or verbally?Kaius wrote:Burt vs Hope Solo
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Re: Who would win in a fight?
Chud vs this thread.
Chud doesn't stand a chance.
Chud doesn't stand a chance.
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In a laugherKaius wrote:Fisticuffs. To the death.daft twat wrote:Physically or verbally?Kaius wrote:Burt vs Hope Solo
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Re: Who would win in a fight?
show me a heroLetMeSleep wrote:Chud vs this thread.
Chud doesn't stand a chance.
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Re: Who would win in a fight?
a shark or a bear?
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cutuphalfdead wrote:a shark or a bear?

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That's one ugly hippo.
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That's the point my friend made, but could he do that to someone that big? His throat is larger than a person. And smaug flies and can breathe fire from far away. If Vader could choke him wouldn't he burn before that?daft twat wrote:You're a smart guy, but that's stupid. Vader would force choke the shit out of Smaug.stip wrote:Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
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I remain unconvinced. I'd like to hear from Bada and Dime on this question.
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This is important. Let's try to stay on target.
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Horse shit! I've got this:stip wrote:That's the point my friend made, but could he do that to someone that big? His throat is larger than a person. And smaug flies and can breathe fire from far away. If Vader could choke him wouldn't he burn before that?daft twat wrote:You're a smart guy, but that's stupid. Vader would force choke the shit out of Smaug.stip wrote:Who would win in a fight, smaug or Darth Vader? (Yes, I had this conversation today)
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I remain unconvinced. I'd like to hear from Bada and Dime on this question.
1) Something that big? Yoda lifted Luke's X-wing out of the Dagobah swamp. Size matters not. That shit is basic.
2) When Admiral Ozzel came out of light speed too early, Vader choked him through fucking FaceTime. He's not going to need to get close to Smaug.
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