Who would win in a fight?

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Tue July 28, 2015 10:47 pm

woah

Post by **stip** » Tue July 28, 2015 10:50 pm

stip wrote:That point was raised. But couldn't smaug just breath on it and melt the handle?

And while it could cut him, would it kill him? The lightsabers can cut through armor, but not super quickly. that's why luke just didn't slice the legs out from underneath the At-At's at Hoth. This might just piss smaug off, and we know vader's armor burns pretty easily, since luke melted it on his little ewok campfire.

I'm not changing the parameters. I just don't think having a light saber is going to instantly kill an enormous dragon, which seems to be your point. And there's no reason to assume that Vader would know about his weak spot.

bada · Post by **bada** » Wed July 29, 2015 12:14 am

Yes Stip if the dark side of the force is useless and Vader can't find the weak spot Smaug would win. Ok? Time to let it go. Shhhhhh.....let it go.

Post by **stip** » Wed July 29, 2015 1:41 am

bada wrote:
stip wrote:
bada wrote:This is a good fight.

Spoiler: show
Doom would win.
why?

That was a neat video. If death Vader can stop a star destroyer with the force then he could clearly beat smaug, but that sounds like extended universe bull shit.

bada · Post by **bada** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:09 am

Post by **Jorge** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:11 am

Looks like they also have a Goku vs. Superman one

bada · Post by **bada** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:22 am

Oh Platy you rapscallion!

Post by **Jorge** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:23 am

They do! In fact, they have two.

bada · Post by **bada** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:26 am

I know I thought you were trying to bait Joey.

Post by **Jorge** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:28 am

Joey was concept-posting.

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:31 am

bada wrote:Yes Stip if the dark side of the force is useless and Vader can't find the weak spot Smaug would win. Ok? Time to let it go. Shhhhhh.....let it go.

i think in stip's scenario, smaug actually has force powers and darth vader is just 84 year old james earl jones in a helmet.

Post by **stip** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:31 am

I just watched Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash but I don't want to give away the ending

Post by **stip** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:32 am

I am perfectly comfortable with Dr. Doom beating Smaug.

Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies is actually enormously ineffective. But that's something you're not supposed to say in polite company

Post by **Jorge** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:34 am

What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?

bada · Post by **bada** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:35 am

Doctor Doom doesn't care about your comfort level Stip.

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:35 am

stip wrote:I am perfectly comfortable with Dr. Doom beating Smaug.

Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies is actually enormously ineffective. But that's something you're not supposed to say in polite company

no one could've seen those fucking ewoks coming, man.

oooh, smaug vs. wicket?

Post by **stip** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:37 am

Smaug, though I bet an Ewok ambush of Smaug would have worked better than the dwarven one

Post by **epilogue** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:39 am

theplatypus wrote:Joey was concept-posting.

This post made me so happy. I don't know. I just love Jorge's work. It's consistently outstanding. And I mean that. No shtick.

Post by **stip** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:39 am

theplatypus wrote:What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?

I think he's a minister without portfolio

Post by **epilogue** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:39 am

stip wrote:I am perfectly comfortable with Dr. Doom beating Smaug.

Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies is actually enormously ineffective. But that's something you're not supposed to say in polite company

This is LITERALLY the first thing you've posted in this thread that I 100% agree with.

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