Who would win in a fight?

Post by **epilogue** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:40 am

stip wrote:
theplatypus wrote:What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?
I think he's a minister without portfolio

Goddamnit, Stip.

bada · Post by **bada** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:41 am

stip wrote:Smaug, though I bet an Ewok ambush of Smaug would have worked better than the dwarven one

Post by **Jorge** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:42 am

stip wrote:
theplatypus wrote:What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?
I think he's a minister without portfolio

'Cause if he's some sort of Space King, he had to conquer a bunch of planets, right? He probably had to fight a bunch of space dragons. Or something as big as a space dragon. Right? I don't know a lot about Star Wars.

Post by **stip** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:42 am

durdencommatyler wrote:
stip wrote:I am perfectly comfortable with Dr. Doom beating Smaug.

Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies is actually enormously ineffective. But that's something you're not supposed to say in polite company
This is LITERALLY the first thing you've posted in this thread that I 100% agree with.

Other than shooting some x - wings in the back that are flying down a trench in a straight line and choking out some bureaucrats he doesn't do much. It's no wonder the emperor wanted to replace him.

Post by **epilogue** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:42 am

theplatypus wrote:
stip wrote:
theplatypus wrote:What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?
I think he's a minister without portfolio
'Cause if he's some sort of Space King, he had to conquer a bunch of planets, right? He probably had to fight a bunch of space dragons. Or something as big as a space dragon. Right? I don't know a lot about Star Wars.

AL

Post by **stip** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:42 am

bada wrote:
stip wrote:Smaug, though I bet an Ewok ambush of Smaug would have worked better than the dwarven one

Bravo

bada · Post by **bada** » Wed July 29, 2015 2:46 am

I had to look up Minister without portfolio.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Wed July 29, 2015 5:17 am

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Wed July 29, 2015 1:21 pm

An army of Stormtroopers v. An army of Orcs. Who wins?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed July 29, 2015 1:22 pm

CopperTom wrote:An army of Stormtroopers v. An army of Orcs. Who wins?

I know who loses

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Wed July 29, 2015 1:43 pm

CopperTom wrote:An army of Stormtroopers v. An army of Orcs. Who wins?

My gut says stormtroopers because of their technology, but then I remember that they were beaten by ewoks.

Definitely orcs.

Post by **stip** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:28 pm

I asked 2 friends this very question last night and both answered, without hesitation, Smaug.

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:29 pm

Your friends sound like idiots

Post by **epilogue** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:31 pm

stip wrote:I asked 2 friends this very question last night and both answered, without hesitation, Smaug.

By "friends" do you mean daughters? And by "answered" do you mean repeated what you said?

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:42 pm

durdencommatyler wrote:
stip wrote:I asked 2 friends this very question last night and both answered, without hesitation, Smaug.
By "friends" do you mean daughters? And by "answered" do you mean repeated what you said?

Post by **stip** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:45 pm

My daughters don't know who smaug is yet (Ellie has seen Jedi). And I just asked who would win. No attempt to skew the votes. But if I count them I need to count the friend who asked me this question in the first place, and he picked vader.

Once they're old enough to watch the hobbit I assume they'll pick smaug, because I'm raising them right

So that brings the total to 13-5. 7 if we count my girls future votes

Post by **stip** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:47 pm

I need lament to weigh in on this thread. His judgement is usually pretty spot on

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:48 pm

Vader would easily destroy Smaug, it's not even a contest.

Post by **Jorge** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:48 pm

Actually Stip I just asked 1000 of my friends and they all picked Vader, so it's more like 1013-5.

Post by **epilogue** » Sat August 08, 2015 10:49 pm

Once again with the creative "counting," hey Stip. That's the same shit that lost Mick a few tournament rounds.

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