Forever and Always - The Baywatch Thread

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Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?
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theplatypus wrote:Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?
Baywatch Nights. I think it lasted a week.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I honestly can't remember any plot details of Baywatch. I'm sure someone was drowning or something.

I always felt sorry for the one flat chested woman.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I love that hasselhoff is referred to as "veteran lifeguard". Is that like being a veteran dish washer or a veteran fry cook?
Yeah but Baywatch lifeguards have incredible responsibilities....they are basically the police and the Coast Guard. Mitch had to set up security for a Governors speech and prevented a bombing.
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This is by far and without a doubt the best thread on RM.
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I like this show and I like Baywatch Nights after it decided to become an X-Files/Kolchak imitator.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
theplatypus wrote:Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?
Baywatch Nights. I think it lasted a week.
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I lost count of the amount of times I whacked off watching this show as a teenager.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I lost count of the amount of times I whacked off watching this show as a teenager.
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Always liked how Hoff cast his love interests
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is this a self aware comedy? or what? Because the original took everything serious.
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Not really sure but I think in the case of that pic Efron had a legit fall while trying to look cool in slow motion.
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