Goddamnit, Stip.stip wrote:I think he's a minister without portfoliotheplatypus wrote:What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?
Who would win in a fight?
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stip wrote:Smaug, though I bet an Ewok ambush of Smaug would have worked better than the dwarven one

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'Cause if he's some sort of Space King, he had to conquer a bunch of planets, right? He probably had to fight a bunch of space dragons. Or something as big as a space dragon. Right? I don't know a lot about Star Wars.stip wrote:I think he's a minister without portfoliotheplatypus wrote:What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?
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Other than shooting some x - wings in the back that are flying down a trench in a straight line and choking out some bureaucrats he doesn't do much. It's no wonder the emperor wanted to replace him.durdencommatyler wrote:This is LITERALLY the first thing you've posted in this thread that I 100% agree with.stip wrote:I am perfectly comfortable with Dr. Doom beating Smaug.
Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies is actually enormously ineffective. But that's something you're not supposed to say in polite company
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ALtheplatypus wrote:'Cause if he's some sort of Space King, he had to conquer a bunch of planets, right? He probably had to fight a bunch of space dragons. Or something as big as a space dragon. Right? I don't know a lot about Star Wars.stip wrote:I think he's a minister without portfoliotheplatypus wrote:What's Vader's rank in the Star Wars movies? Is he like... king of something?
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Bravobada wrote:stip wrote:Smaug, though I bet an Ewok ambush of Smaug would have worked better than the dwarven one
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I had to look up Minister without portfolio.
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An army of Stormtroopers v. An army of Orcs. Who wins?
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I know who losesCopperTom wrote:An army of Stormtroopers v. An army of Orcs. Who wins?
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My gut says stormtroopers because of their technology, but then I remember that they were beaten by ewoks.CopperTom wrote:An army of Stormtroopers v. An army of Orcs. Who wins?
Definitely orcs.
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I asked 2 friends this very question last night and both answered, without hesitation, Smaug.
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Your friends sound like idiots
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By "friends" do you mean daughters? And by "answered" do you mean repeated what you said?stip wrote:I asked 2 friends this very question last night and both answered, without hesitation, Smaug.
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durdencommatyler wrote:By "friends" do you mean daughters? And by "answered" do you mean repeated what you said?stip wrote:I asked 2 friends this very question last night and both answered, without hesitation, Smaug.
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My daughters don't know who smaug is yet (Ellie has seen Jedi). And I just asked who would win. No attempt to skew the votes. But if I count them I need to count the friend who asked me this question in the first place, and he picked vader.
Once they're old enough to watch the hobbit I assume they'll pick smaug, because I'm raising them right
So that brings the total to 13-5. 7 if we count my girls future votes
Once they're old enough to watch the hobbit I assume they'll pick smaug, because I'm raising them right
So that brings the total to 13-5. 7 if we count my girls future votes
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I need lament to weigh in on this thread. His judgement is usually pretty spot on
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Vader would easily destroy Smaug, it's not even a contest.
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Actually Stip I just asked 1000 of my friends and they all picked Vader, so it's more like 1013-5.
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Once again with the creative "counting," hey Stip. That's the same shit that lost Mick a few tournament rounds. 
