Tempted to put this in my sig.Leatherhead wrote:The Fixer is great!! Maybe smoke some weed.
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I smoked some weed... still not good.Leatherhead wrote:numbers wrote:Best: Pendulum & Getaway
Worst: Fixer & Future Days
The Fixer is great!! Maybe smoke some weed.
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I, too, have tried listening to this song whilst stoned. I think it made it a little worse. I couldn't hear anything other than the yeah, yeah, yeahs...PHATJ wrote:I smoked some weed... still not good.Leatherhead wrote:numbers wrote:Best: Pendulum & Getaway
Worst: Fixer & Future Days
The Fixer is great!! Maybe smoke some weed.
I have tried to like that song on many occasions, just can't do it
I haven't played yet.... so....
Best - Force of Nature & Swallowed Whole
(Honorable Mention - Lightning Bolt, My Father's Son, Sleeping by Myself, Gonna See My Friend)
Worst - The Fixer & Future Days
(Almost the worst - Sirens, Infallible, Just Breathe)
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Thus far-
Best
Swallowed Whole - 7 votes
Pendulum - 6 votes
My Father's Son - 5 votes
Gonna See My Friend - 5 votes
Getaway - 5 votes
Force of Nature - 4 votes
Got Some - 4 votes
Worst
Future Days - 14 votes
Let the Records Play - 7 votes
Sirens - 5 votes
Supersonic - 5 votes
(4) tied with 3 votes - Fixer,AtW,UK,MYM
Songs which appeared on both Best and Worst lists
Unthought Known
Yellow Moon
Just Breathe
Mind Your Manners
Force of Nature
Got Some
Getaway
The End
Speed of Sound
Amongst the Waves
Best
Swallowed Whole - 7 votes
Pendulum - 6 votes
My Father's Son - 5 votes
Gonna See My Friend - 5 votes
Getaway - 5 votes
Force of Nature - 4 votes
Got Some - 4 votes
Worst
Future Days - 14 votes
Let the Records Play - 7 votes
Sirens - 5 votes
Supersonic - 5 votes
(4) tied with 3 votes - Fixer,AtW,UK,MYM
Songs which appeared on both Best and Worst lists
Unthought Known
Yellow Moon
Just Breathe
Mind Your Manners
Force of Nature
Got Some
Getaway
The End
Speed of Sound
Amongst the Waves
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What I really hate about "The Fixer", more than its dumb chorus and it's twinkly keys and its embarrassing lyrics, is the bridge. I really hate that bridge.
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I like the fixer, but that bridge is terrible.
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I like that bridge. The weakest part of the fixer is the outdo. I love this song but rarely bother to finish it
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Yeah, the bridge is horrifying. It might be the single cheesiest piece of songwriting in the entire catalog. And to insert it into the middle of a Matt song is an abomination. Ruins the song for me.theplatypus wrote:What I really hate about "The Fixer", more than its dumb chorus and it's twinkly keys and its embarrassing lyrics, is the bridge. I really hate that bridge.
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Team Swallowed Wholehlniv wrote:Thus far-
Best
Swallowed Whole - 7 votes
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I'm so into everything ridleybradout that I'd swallow you whole.ridleybradout wrote:Team Swallowed Wholehlniv wrote:Thus far-
Best
Swallowed Whole - 7 votes
You little minx. Rowr.
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Varis wrote:I'm so into everything ridleybradout that I'd swallow you whole.ridleybradout wrote:Team Swallowed Wholehlniv wrote:Thus far-
Best
Swallowed Whole - 7 votes
You little minx. Rowr.

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I just watched The Fixer video again. I thought it would be good for a laugh and at least I could see that redhead with the boobs again, but mostly it just made me really sad. It's like watching a beloved grandparent become consumed by senility and shit himself uncontrollably.
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I can't really dispute the argument that "Fixer" accomplishes what it sets out to do. I just think the end result is clumsy, plastic-sounding, melodically grating, and nauseatingly earnest. It's the worst of U2 crossed with the worst of the Foo Fighters, scrubbed of all soul or grit.
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Pearl Jam has lost all grit.
And their souls.
And their souls.
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I can appreciate a band branching out and trying new things, but that song seems purpose built to ignore all of Pearl Jam's strengths as artists, and magnify all of their weaknesses. Nothing about who Eddie Vedder is could ever help him to write a song like this. The earnestness and preachiness still leaks through the preschool level lyrics. His voice has too much gravity to pull off something so light. They might as well be trying to gangsta rap.
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I truly hate both of those songs.tragabigzanda wrote:Come on, the intro riff to LTRP? The last verse on My Father's Son? This is a band operating at 5% grit.Kaius wrote:Pearl Jam has lost all grit.
And their souls.
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