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if you do a celebratory gesture after a making a first down that was less than 5 yards, 15 yard unsportsman-like and loss of the ball

if you stomp your feet and make the flag throwing gesture loss of the ball and a 5 yard penalty for being a baby

if you do a celebratory dance after sacking a known immobile qb you are out of the game

create a no biased committee to hear all appeals
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Eliminate the commercial, kickoff, commercial routine.
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eliminate the coach's challenge bullshit.
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Eliminate the yearly overhaul of the rule book.
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each team gets a shot in overtime if the first team scores a TD
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Never fine anyone ever again for an over the top TD celebration

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Power plays don't end just because you score
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I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.
pretty sure it's passive aggressive racism
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All the unsportsmanlike penalties are dumb.
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Just start teams at the 20 most every kicker can just boot it into the endzone now anyway and kickoff coverage is dangerous with guys running full speed and busting the wedge, ect.
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spike wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.
pretty sure it's passive aggressive racism
These kinds of things usually are.
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Football in general:

Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.
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Baseball: slow down the game
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Football in general:

Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.

These pauses are magnified by 1000 in person. Its amazing how much standing around happens during an NFL game.
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MLB: Eliminate instant replay(except for over the wall for a HR situations) and Interleague Play.
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EJ wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Football in general:

Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.
These pauses are magnified by 1000 in person. Its amazing how much standing around happens during an NFL game.
Absolutely. Most of my rule changes would be about speeding up the games.

Another change, eliminate the targeting penalty in college football. Just make it illegal helmet to helmet contact and 15 yard penalty. Don't eject the guy.
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golf: let the players wear shorts if they want to
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