Things I would do as Commish
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Things I would do as Commish
NFL
if you do a celebratory gesture after a making a first down that was less than 5 yards, 15 yard unsportsman-like and loss of the ball
if you stomp your feet and make the flag throwing gesture loss of the ball and a 5 yard penalty for being a baby
if you do a celebratory dance after sacking a known immobile qb you are out of the game
create a no biased committee to hear all appeals
if you do a celebratory gesture after a making a first down that was less than 5 yards, 15 yard unsportsman-like and loss of the ball
if you stomp your feet and make the flag throwing gesture loss of the ball and a 5 yard penalty for being a baby
if you do a celebratory dance after sacking a known immobile qb you are out of the game
create a no biased committee to hear all appeals
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Re: Things I would do as Commish
Eliminate the commercial, kickoff, commercial routine.
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Re: Things I would do as Commish
eliminate the coach's challenge bullshit.
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Re: Things I would do as Commish
Eliminate the yearly overhaul of the rule book.
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each team gets a shot in overtime if the first team scores a TD
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Re: Things I would do as Commish
NFL
Never fine anyone ever again for an over the top TD celebration
NHL
Power plays don't end just because you score
Goalie equipment gets scaled back to 1980s sizes
No more instigator rule
3 points for a regulation win, 2 points for an OT/Shootout win, 1 point for an OT/shootout loss
Never fine anyone ever again for an over the top TD celebration
NHL
Power plays don't end just because you score
Goalie equipment gets scaled back to 1980s sizes
No more instigator rule
3 points for a regulation win, 2 points for an OT/Shootout win, 1 point for an OT/shootout loss
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I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.
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pretty sure it's passive aggressive racismLoathedVermin72 wrote:I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.
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All the unsportsmanlike penalties are dumb.
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Just start teams at the 20 most every kicker can just boot it into the endzone now anyway and kickoff coverage is dangerous with guys running full speed and busting the wedge, ect.
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These kinds of things usually are.spike wrote:pretty sure it's passive aggressive racismLoathedVermin72 wrote:I've never understood why there are any rules against celebrations of any kind. Seems ludicrous. It's a fucking game.
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Football in general:
Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.
Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.
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Baseball: slow down the game
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Football in general:
Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.
These pauses are magnified by 1000 in person. Its amazing how much standing around happens during an NFL game.
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MLB: Eliminate instant replay(except for over the wall for a HR situations) and Interleague Play.
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Absolutely. Most of my rule changes would be about speeding up the games.EJ wrote:These pauses are magnified by 1000 in person. Its amazing how much standing around happens during an NFL game.Monkey_Driven wrote:Football in general:
Prohibit the commercial break --> now we're going to challenge the ruling --> commercial break sequence. Just review it during the initial commercial break.
Another change, eliminate the targeting penalty in college football. Just make it illegal helmet to helmet contact and 15 yard penalty. Don't eject the guy.
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golf: let the players wear shorts if they want to

