Pearl Jam on Colbert! September 23, 2015

[Norah]

I hope they come out and just rip into Hitchhiker. Because fuck stip.

[McParadigm]

I hope they just come out and read an apology letter.

[Rangi Guy]

I hope they just come out and read an apology letter.

/Thread

[McParadigm]

Honestly, if the farewell to Dave was "can't find a Betterman," it makes sense that the song for Stephen would be "I should have known there was someone else..."

It's exactly what someone who has never actually listened to either song would think was cute.

[Norah]

ED: I..uh...I have things to do. I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I am going now, I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

[McParadigm]

ED: I..uh...I have things to do. I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I am going now, I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

*flies away*

[dprival78]

it's going to be the fixer, dedicated to ted cruz

[LetMeSleep]

How long till this goes to air?

[dprival78]

How long till this goes to air?

7 hours

[LetMeSleep]

ED: I..uh...I have things to do. I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I am going now, I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

All the band except Ed hang their heads and walk off. A little girl comes out of a Vedder tagged road case.

"Ladies and Gentlemen this is Harper and this is our version of the Pearl Jam classic, Betterdad".

[E.H. Ruddock]

Go

[Strat]

Spoiler: show

let it ride!!!!

[BurtReynolds]

Random song

[BurtReynolds]

Shake it Off, feat. Nikki Minaj

[Strat]

Daughter with Ed Sheeran

[BurtReynolds]

hakuna matata

[BurtReynolds]

Theme song to Full House, feat. John Stamos

[BurtReynolds]

Close Your Eyes (and Count to Fuck), featuring the Afghan Tabernacle Choir.

[Strat]

Even Flow featuring Ethiopia

[BurtReynolds]

If The South Would Have Won, We'd Have It Made, featuring Hank III and Ahmed the clockmaker