Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have

[McParadigm]

Indiana Jones in The Old Dumpy Woman Nobody Else Wanted

[epilogue]

There are two major problems with Skull. The first is nostalgia and the fact that it came out when we were all in our late 20s/early 30s.

The second is that SS directed in much later in life. Those two things combined created a viewing experience that was lacking and ridiculous. Had SS made it ten years earlier we'd all love it as much as (or more than) Doom.

Wrong. There is one problem with Crystal Skull, and his name is George Lucas.

Fair enough.

But to be fair, that asshat's name is on three other Jones films that are pretty awesome.

[LoathedVermin72]

There are two major problems with Skull. The first is nostalgia and the fact that it came out when we were all in our late 20s/early 30s.

The second is that SS directed in much later in life. Those two things combined created a viewing experience that was lacking and ridiculous. Had SS made it ten years earlier we'd all love it as much as (or more than) Doom.

Wrong. There is one problem with Crystal Skull, and his name is George Lucas.

Fair enough.

But to be fair, that asshat's name is on three other Jones films that are pretty awesome.

Yeah, but he hadn't lost his mind when he made those.

[epilogue]

There are two major problems with Skull. The first is nostalgia and the fact that it came out when we were all in our late 20s/early 30s.

The second is that SS directed in much later in life. Those two things combined created a viewing experience that was lacking and ridiculous. Had SS made it ten years earlier we'd all love it as much as (or more than) Doom.

Wrong. There is one problem with Crystal Skull, and his name is George Lucas.

Fair enough.

But to be fair, that asshat's name is on three other Jones films that are pretty awesome.

Yeah, but he hadn't lost his mind when he made those.

GL and SS both suffered in the making of that guy. I'm totally fine giving GL the brunt of the blame. But they both dropped the ball.

[LoathedVermin72]

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

[McParadigm]

Remember how the ending used to be "And then Indiana Jones became a goddamn immortal and rode off on a horse to kill Nazis probably?"

How did nobody ask themselves if maybe this fourth movie just wasn't all that necessary?

[McParadigm]

What I meant to say is: Chewie, we're home.

[epilogue]

Yeah, but I think if that's a slippery slope because there are no movies that are necessary.

[epilogue]

So, I guess what I'm saying is shut up, McP.

[BurtReynolds]

I am incapable of spelling 'necessary' without the help of auto correct.

[McParadigm]

I am incapable of spelling 'necessary' without the help of auto correct.

Yeah it's one of those

[McParadigm]

So, I guess what I'm saying is shut up, McP.

And then, his point made, durd lived forever like a badass married a city dump and fathered Shia Lebouf.

[epilogue]

So, I guess what I'm saying is shut up, McP.

And then, his point made, durd lived forever like a badass married a city dump and fathered Shia Lebouf.

You're lucky I like you.

[epilogue]

Much like Indy IV, I'm not sure what that means.

[McParadigm]

madness was its gift

its gift was madness

[epilogue]

Like a laser sword with a laser hilt, I'm here to glow and hurt you.

[McParadigm]

I'll be back. And in greater numbers.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Man Hathaway screws up interstellar

[bada]

The only thing I don't like about Doom is the silly inflatable raft bit at the beginning. And Crystal Skull repeats it with the stupid waterfall, only its three times worse in that one.

The drop out of the plane onto the snow looks great I can buy that. It's the fall off the cliff into the water that kills it. I rolled my eyes at that when I was 8.

[Kaius]

Man Hathaway screws up interstellar

Yes